Tag Archives: Open Letters

An Open Letter To That Very Cute Chinita Barista At Seattle’s Best Coffee Tomas Morato

By Ade | Published: April 1, 2008

Hi, First off let me get the obligatory inroductory speech out of the way. My name is Ade Magnaye, blogger extrordinaire. Internet celebrity. Rock star. Stalker magnet. Member of the awesomiffic group of perverts and child pornographers, The Man Blog. I usually order Chai Tea Latte, in the hope that you won’t see me as [...]

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An Open Letter to My Nose

By Ade | Published: December 19, 2007

Dear Nose, So how are you doing? I sure hope that all is well and good, and that you and your family (that little thing we call the “respiratory system”) are doing great. I do my best to take care of you all by not smoking, trying hard to not breathe in pollution, and by [...]

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An Open Letter to Myself. From Myself.

By Ade | Published: November 27, 2007

Mr. Ade Magnaye, It has come to my attention that in the seven months since you became single, your financial, emotional, sexual, and physical well-being has been in a state of constant decline. Yes, I know, you have the urge to tear this letter apart this very moment, and I don’t blame you. In fact, [...]

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An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT

By Ade | Published: April 17, 2007

Dear Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT, I know we haven’t met before and I know you may have been taken by my Dominic Ochoa-like ways. I know that as fugly as you are, you haven’t had secks since like forever. I pity you. But not enough for pity secks. [...]

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An Open Letter To The Judges of The 2007 Philippine Blog Awards

By Ade | Published: March 16, 2007

Dear Judges, I have absolutely no idea who did it (no, wait, I do), but I’ve been nominated in the 2007 Philippine Blog Awards, in the Entertainment (along with The Man Blog), Personal and Blogger’s Choice Award categories. I think I fit more into the Darwin Awards, but that’s just me. I know my readers [...]

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