Tag Archives: Open Letters

A Series of Questions Sent To Somebody’s Formspring During a Drunken Haze.

By Ade | Published: December 14, 2009

I was enjoying answering all those silly funny Formspring questions a random stranger would often throw my way, until one day I woke up with a massive hangover and no memory whatsoever of what happened the night before. All I know is that I was on my computer, happily drunk-typing the night away. I immediately [...]

Posted in Specials, Stuff | Also tagged embarassing formspring questions, formspring, formspring drunk, formspring fail, formspring stories, formspring.me, funny drunken stories, funny formspring questions, LOLspring, whiskey dick | 10 Comments

An Open Letter To Our Future Zombie Overlords

By Ade | Published: October 23, 2009

Dear Future Zombie Overlords, How are you guys? I know you’re really not into small talk, and there really is no reason for you guys would want to talk to us puny humans, especially after the Great Zombie Uprising of the Future will decide that we are inferior to the undead. I don’t know where [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged brains, clean toilets, Great Zombie Ruling Council, humans, shotgun, thermal underwear, zombie, zombie uprising | 6 Comments

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged balls of steel, big ass, bluetooth, compliment, crotch, crowd, damn place, disgust, doodle, dude, effort, excavate, fingerbang, fingering, girlfriend, guts, hallowed tradition, happy couple, hump, hyuk, japan, light switch, lots of fun, love, massive pair, MRT, noodle, notch, phone, public, rotary phone, schoolgirl outfits, solder, steel, stupid, today, touch, train, Tunnel, video, workday, wtf | 53 Comments

An Open Letter to my Neighbor’s Stupid Dog

By Ade | Published: January 22, 2009

Dear Neighbor’s Stupid Dog, How are you? I see you everyday, but you know, I’m usually busy with “hurrying to get to work” or “running away from your sharp fangs” to greet you. And during the times I’m not preoccupied escaping your jaws (which from this point onwards I shall call “Fangs of Rabid Doom”), [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged azucena, dog, filler, gazongas, guess, letter, pee, retardicity, stupid | 37 Comments

An Open Letter To The Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator

By Ade | Published: June 23, 2008

Dear Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator, So I was standing in the elevator minding my own business, right? And I was busy talking to The Mordo and Helga, minding my own business when your group just came in barging. I counted between 7-10 people. It should’ve been an ordinary crowded elevator [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged accident, bird, eitits, elevator, girl, lol, retardicity, stupid, The Man Blog, tite | 30 Comments

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