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It seemed like a really good idea at the time: the Vibra-Finger Gum Massager
Tagged with: band, double entendre, filler, gig, innuendos, lose your beer belly, vibra-finger gum massager
Posted in Stuff
Posted in Stuff
My Songwriting Skills Need Work
Every weekend, my bandmates and I meet up in one of those coffee shops scattered in the metro. Aside from playing Gino Padilla’s “Closer You And I” ad nauseam, we also try to write songs. My bandmates, in my opinion,… Read more ›
Tagged with: band, blue balls, china, gig, in china they eat me, lose your beer belly, music, otherside by lose your beer belly, songwriting
Posted in Personal
Posted in Personal
The Bass That Blogging Bought
As you all know, I’m a bassist. A really lousy one, but whatev. So anyway, for the longest time I’ve been borrowing bass guitars left and right mainly because my old bass hasn’t really been usable. It’s really hard to… Read more ›
TMB Presents The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival: HOLY CRAP IT WAS AWESOMETASTIC.
On May 3, 2008, the retarded boys of The Man Blog finally held its highly-anticipated concert, the first-ever Banana Gangbang Rock Festival at Bela Bar in Greenhills. Featuring bands from the members of TMB, it was an awesome night full… Read more ›
Tagged with: banana gangbang rock fest, concert, gig, lose your beer belly, mannequin, rock, sanity kit, tempestuous, The Man Blog, zoo
Posted in The Man Blog
Posted in The Man Blog
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
