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Notes on the End of the World, 2012

By Ade | Published: January 8, 2009

If all this hulabaloo we’re hearing on the internet and Wikipedia is true, then the world is about to end on December 21, 2012. No, seriously. It says so on the Mayan Calendar. In fact, if you check this site out, you’d get some really informative stuff like this: Q – According to Mayan calculations, [...]

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Large Hadron Collider: A Big, Fat, F- You… From SCIENCE!

By Ade | Published: September 11, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Large Hadron Collider. Guess what this weird-looking contraption is for? Well, aside from making jokes about it becoming the biggest bait for “large hard-on” jokes, it’s probably the most awesome thing ever. Before it kills us. The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator complex, [...]

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