Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. I spent the weekend in internet-less rural Laguna. You know, those places where we have to hunt wild boars for food and offer burnt sacrifices to Maria Makiling to prevent the dragon from eating the sun, [...]
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December 22 is Global Orgasm Day
Thanks to Poldo and Pik Pak Bum, I’ve discovered this certain website that promotes world peace.
Uh, yeah, world peace. What’s wrong with that?
Oh, yeah, I forgot, they’re not your run-of-the-mill unwashed and drugged out hippies. They actually want to promote world peace through Global Orgasm. That means they’re also, um, sexed out.
Preparations for Global Orgasm [...]
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