Hi, I’m Ade and I made out with Maria Ozawa
27 Jul
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I’d hit it. Twice! Thrice, even!
– Oscar Wilde on Maria Ozawa
Fig. 1: Maria Ozawa
Okay, not really.
In case you have been living under a rock for the past two years, Maria Ozawa is this wonderfully beautiful Japanese actress who starred in wholesome family-friendly films such as “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5″, “Let’s Do It At School”, and “Popular Fashion Model Maria Ozawa Nakadashi Raped for 20 Consecutive Times!”
Wholesome stuff indeed. In fact, when I get married and have a family, I’m gonna show that shit to the kids. Twice! (more…)
