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An Open Letter to my Neighbor’s Stupid Dog

Dear Neighbor’s Stupid Dog, How are you? I see you everyday, but you know, I’m usually busy with “hurrying to get to work” or “running away from your sharp fangs” to greet you. And during the times I’m not preoccupied escaping your jaws (which from this point onwards I shall call “Fangs of Rabid Doom”), [...]

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Happy New Year, Resolutions

Oh, wow. Look at this. The new year is a few minutes away and we’re all busy and shit preparing for it. But I’m taking a break from the revelries to take the time and greet you all a happy new year! I’m curious. Do you still make new year’s resolutions? I, for one, stopped [...]

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Inner Child Therapy: I’m Pretty Sure I Had A Witty Title For This But I Forgot

It’s been quite a while since we heard from my Inner Child, haven’t we? I honestly don’t know what to do with this next Inner Child Therapy session since I haven’t been emo and shit lately. I know, I know, the reason you return to this blog is that you wanna read up on my [...]

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The Bass That Blogging Bought

As you all know, I’m a bassist. A really lousy one, but whatev. So anyway, for the longest time I’ve been borrowing bass guitars left and right mainly because my old bass hasn’t really been usable. It’s really hard to play the riff of “Come Together” with this.   If you remember, way back in [...]

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My Brain Stopped Working And I Was Too Busy To Notice

If you’ve noticed, the frequency of my posts here have been declining in both frequency and quality. I swear I’ve been trying very hard to set aside some time to write something (remotely) substantial but it’s either I don’t have the time or my brain just won’t fucking cooperate. Okay, maybe I haven’t reached rock [...]

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