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Hi, I’m Ade and I made out with Maria Ozawa

By Ade | Published: July 27, 2007

I’d hit it. Twice! Thrice, even! – Oscar Wilde on Maria Ozawa Fig. 1: Maria Ozawa Okay, not really. In case you have been living under a rock for the past two years, Maria Ozawa is this wonderfully beautiful Japanese actress who starred in wholesome family-friendly films such as “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5″, “Let’s Do It [...]

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An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT

By Ade | Published: April 17, 2007

Dear Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT, I know we haven’t met before and I know you may have been taken by my Dominic Ochoa-like ways. I know that as fugly as you are, you haven’t had secks since like forever. I pity you. But not enough for pity secks. [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged bird, faggort, groping on the train, MRT, Open Letters | 64 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
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