Tag Archives: crowd

LG Optimus One, GAS Blue Balls

By Ade | Published: November 20, 2010

NOTE: This is a Sponsored Post As you may or may not know (or care), I went to LG’s 50% off sale of their new Android phones. I know, I know, I still have the Nokia E63. What you don’t know is that my phone’s screen was broken and since it might cost me a bit of [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged blue balls, gadget acquisition syndrome, LG 50% off sale, LG Optimus One, megamall, random chat, sponsored | 15 Comments

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged balls of steel, big ass, bluetooth, compliment, crotch, damn place, disgust, doodle, dude, effort, excavate, fingerbang, fingering, girlfriend, guts, hallowed tradition, happy couple, hump, hyuk, japan, light switch, lots of fun, love, massive pair, MRT, noodle, notch, Open Letters, phone, public, rotary phone, schoolgirl outfits, solder, steel, stupid, today, touch, train, Tunnel, video, workday, wtf | 53 Comments

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