Tag Archives: blue balls

LG Optimus One, GAS Blue Balls

By Ade | Published: November 20, 2010

NOTE: This is a Sponsored Post As you may or may not know (or care), I went to LG’s 50% off sale of their new Android phones. I know, I know, I still have the Nokia E63. What you don’t know is that my phone’s screen was broken and since it might cost me a bit of [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged crowd, gadget acquisition syndrome, LG 50% off sale, LG Optimus One, megamall, random chat, sponsored | 15 Comments

My Songwriting Skills Need Work

By Ade | Published: May 25, 2009

Every weekend, my bandmates and I meet up in one of those coffee shops scattered in the metro. Aside from playing Gino Padilla’s “Closer You And I” ad nauseam, we also try to write songs. My bandmates, in my opinion, are badass songwriters. They can take one mundane situation like “I was about to cross [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged band, china, gig, in china they eat me, lose your beer belly, music, otherside by lose your beer belly, songwriting | 26 Comments

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