Noisy, Noisy Man

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I’m at work, and I’m battling a huge headache. I don’t even know what to write about anymore. It’s like everything in my brain just dried up and I’m left with nothing but unintelligible sounds bouncing back and forth between my two hemispheres. And wow, that was a pretentious way of saying I’m suffering from a motherfucking writer’s block. I don’t even know why I’m attempting to put out a half-assed entry when I’m not even in the mood to churn out anything, but heck, I’ve been working on this blog for ages now and this is like the worst possible time to give up on it, right? Right?

In lieu of an actual blog entry that actually makes sense, I’ll try to get a lot of shit out of my mind by unloading it all – in a list! Yay! – in this entry. Enjoy reading through my brainfarts.

… y’know, if you actually find that sort of thing enjoyable. Read the rest of this entry »

And just like that, it’s December again.

Guys, look, the end of the year is almost here, and what have we learned so far? My personal answer would be “2009 just about fucked everyone with its irrational rash of celebrity deaths, consecutive tragic typhoons, massacres, and loads of political turmoil.” Yep, 2009 has been one fucking fun year.

But again, it’s December already and I think it’s about time we relax for a little bit and think about Christmas. You know, be all loving and caring and all? Read the rest of this entry »

There’s this thing about raised expectations. I remember when I spent a year anticipating Spider-Man 3, following every single bit of news about it. My expectations were raised to an all-time high when watched it. Then I got Peter Parker dancing in the streets. Boo.

Which brings us to The Dark Knight. I’ve been so stoked by Batman Begins that I was looking for a sequel already the moment I saw it. So imagine me expecting a movie for three years. The goddamn expectations alone are giving me a nosebleed.

Basically, I was expecting too much of The Dark Knight that I was afraid that it was going to suck. Read the rest of this entry »

Isn’t it awesome that we grew up with such wonderful toys such as LEGO, WWF Wrestling Figures, and Ghostbuster action figures? And now, imagine how sucky life is for kids today, for they have these toys to play around with:

5. Batman Water Squirter

C’mon guys, what could be manlier than Batman, that superhero that goes off into the night , beating up criminals and stuff? Heck, for a time I wanted to be like him.

Okay, not the sexual predator side of Batman, but if you didn’t find anything cool about having no superpowers at all, and possibly being the only guy who can take down Superman with nothing more than brains, you’re probably a girl. Read the rest of this entry »

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Batman & Robin: Rawr!

Howdy, folks! As you might all know, I’m a big fan of Batman. He rocks. He kicks ass. Hence, I took it upon myself to educate the non-fans who think that Batman and Robin are having an inappropriate relationship. What the heck is wrong with you, people? BATMAN’S NOT A PEDOPHILE! And to prove it to you, I give you…

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