Thanks to Eboy for this! You all know that I have this pretty awesome band called Lose Your Beer Belly, right? And you also are aware that I still don’t know why a bunch of talented and awesome musicians are… Read more ›
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It seemed like a really good idea at the time: the Vibra-Finger Gum Massager
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Posted in Stuff
Posted in Stuff
My Songwriting Skills Need Work
Every weekend, my bandmates and I meet up in one of those coffee shops scattered in the metro. Aside from playing Gino Padilla’s “Closer You And I” ad nauseam, we also try to write songs. My bandmates, in my opinion,… Read more ›
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Posted in Personal
Stuff! Gig! Emo Jologs! Vote For Ingrid Nieto On iTALENTSTAR!
So I’ve been hit once again by that awesometastic bug we call writer’s block, and after sitting in front of my computer for an hour already with nothing coming out of my mind, I decided to just write about something… Read more ›
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Posted in Stuff
Posted in Stuff
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
