Tag Archives: band

Inner Child Therapy: Life and Other Aimless Stuff

By Ade | Published: November 3, 2010

Hello readers! Yes, the both of you. I know I haven’t been able to update as much as I wanted, but I’ve been so busy lately that when I have to update this blog, I draw blanks left and right. And I’m forced to write unfunny filler posts. You guys don’t deserve filler posts, you [...]

Posted in Specials, Stuff | Also tagged dick drawing in the arm, Drug Rehab, gig, inner child, jewel, Meiday, sponsored, the strangeness | 3 Comments

I Refuse to do Shamless Promotions on my Blog- GUYS PLEASE VOTE FOR MY BAND THANKS

By Ade | Published: August 18, 2009

Thanks to Eboy for this! You all know that I have this pretty awesome band called Lose Your Beer Belly, right? And you also are aware that I still don’t know why a bunch of talented and awesome musicians are letting some untalented hack hang out with them in the first place. So I entered [...]

Posted in Personal, Stuff | Also tagged battle of the bands, deep desire, fingers, Friday, golden retriever, hack, hazy, idea, image, job, joke, kris aquino, lose your beer belly, musicians, peanut butter, poll, poverty, random image, right, rock star, rockstar, self image, shitty, sidebar, spoon, strange thing, week | 16 Comments

It seemed like a really good idea at the time: the Vibra-Finger Gum Massager

By Ade | Published: June 2, 2009

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Posted in Stuff | Also tagged double entendre, filler, gig, innuendos, lose your beer belly, vibra-finger gum massager | 15 Comments

My Songwriting Skills Need Work

By Ade | Published: May 25, 2009

Every weekend, my bandmates and I meet up in one of those coffee shops scattered in the metro. Aside from playing Gino Padilla’s “Closer You And I” ad nauseam, we also try to write songs. My bandmates, in my opinion, are badass songwriters. They can take one mundane situation like “I was about to cross [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged blue balls, china, gig, in china they eat me, lose your beer belly, music, otherside by lose your beer belly, songwriting | 26 Comments

In This Entry Ade Discovers That Beer And Headaches Do Not Mix

By Ade | Published: September 15, 2008

Last Saturday I went to Kublai’s Katipunan for my band’s gig, all hyped up and ready to rock. But with one major problem: I had a splitting headache. You see, I haven’t been getting enough sleep as of late because I like to stay up late and download all sorts of porn. But yeah, let’s [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged beer, blur, drunk, funny, heavy-metal, kublai's katipunan, lose your beer belly, music, retarded, set, wtf | 13 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
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