Series Archives: The Fat Chronicles

Boy, am I Fat.

By Ade | Published: April 26, 2006

All those late-night eating binges, T-bone steaks, chocolate cakes, and bottomless bowls of pasta have finally taken their toll on my fragile (?) anatomy. I have gained weight. If you’d tell me, “Gained weight? It’s probably just one or two pounds! Get a grip, you sissy!” you’re wrong. The other day I looked at the [...]

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The Fat Chronicles

By Ade | Published: May 16, 2006

After that unsuccessful attempt to lose weight a few weeks back, I decided to give myself a break for a while. But contrary to what I put in the last entry, I haven’t given up on losing weight. In fact, I’ve been finding more ways to be thin, and that equals more failures. Sigh. As [...]

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More Adventures of That Fat Guy

By Ade | Published: December 14, 2006

OMG is that my beer belly? And I have boobs! I’m so sexay! – Oscar Wilde on fatties As I have mentioned here and here, I have been trying to lose weight for the longest time, but with tragic results. After taking a break from losing weight (I needed to regain my composure- and dignity) [...]

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Ade Versus the Buffet Table

By Ade | Published: June 25, 2007

I hate eat-all-you-cans, mainly because the prospect of having bottomless eats can be daunting for my plans to lose weight. Especially if I’m on the losing end of the weight-loss war and would like to win a small battle every now and then. So I try to avoid occasions that entail eating lots, making up [...]

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In this Entry Ade Will Fail To Create A Workable Diet Plan (Again)

By Ade | Published: May 30, 2010

I have a history of trying out a couple of ways to lose weight and failing at them, miserably. Everytime. Losing weight is kind of a pressing matter for me, because I am slowly starting to resemble a blimp and blimps walking around in malls aren’t generally accepted in society. Anyway, yeah, diet. I need [...]