Series Archives: Open Letters

An Open Letter to My Nose

By Ade | Published: December 19, 2007

Dear Nose, So how are you doing? I sure hope that all is well and good, and that you and your family (that little thing we call the “respiratory system”) are doing great. I do my best to take care of you all by not smoking, trying hard to not breathe in pollution, and by [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged allergy, hay fever, nose, Open Letters, runny nose, sneezing, sneezing fit | 18 Comments

An Open Letter To That Very Cute Chinita Barista At Seattle’s Best Coffee Tomas Morato

By Ade | Published: April 1, 2008

Hi, First off let me get the obligatory inroductory speech out of the way. My name is Ade Magnaye, blogger extrordinaire. Internet celebrity. Rock star. Stalker magnet. Member of the awesomiffic group of perverts and child pornographers, The Man Blog. I usually order Chai Tea Latte, in the hope that you won’t see me as [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Personal | Tagged barista, creepy, cute, linux, Open Letters, seattle's best, tomas morato | 35 Comments

An Open Letter To The Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator

By Ade | Published: June 23, 2008

Dear Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator, So I was standing in the elevator minding my own business, right? And I was busy talking to The Mordo and Helga, minding my own business when your group just came in barging. I counted between 7-10 people. It should’ve been an ordinary crowded elevator [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged accident, bird, eitits, elevator, girl, lol, Open Letters, retardicity, stupid, The Man Blog, tite | 30 Comments

An Open Letter to my Neighbor’s Stupid Dog

By Ade | Published: January 22, 2009

Dear Neighbor’s Stupid Dog, How are you? I see you everyday, but you know, I’m usually busy with “hurrying to get to work” or “running away from your sharp fangs” to greet you. And during the times I’m not preoccupied escaping your jaws (which from this point onwards I shall call “Fangs of Rabid Doom”), [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged azucena, dog, filler, gazongas, guess, letter, Open Letters, pee, retardicity, stupid | 37 Comments

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]