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An Open Letter to my Stalker

Dear Stalker, It’s been three days since you started to call me up. I know it must be cute for you to call me up three times in a row when I’m working and twice when I’m in the shower.

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An Open Letter to my Brain

Dear Brain, How are you? It’s been almost two weeks since I’ve last heard from you, and frankly, I don’t know what you’ve been up to. I need your help, old friend. You see, I’m having trouble updating this blog

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An Open Letter To The Judges of The 2007 Philippine Blog Awards

Dear Judges, I have absolutely no idea who did it (no, wait, I do), but I’ve been nominated in the 2007 Philippine Blog Awards, in the Entertainment (along with The Man Blog), Personal and Blogger’s Choice Award categories. I think

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An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT

Dear Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT, I know we haven’t met before and I know you may have been taken by my Dominic Ochoa-like ways. I know that as fugly as you are, you

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An Open Letter to Myself. From Myself.

Mr. Ade Magnaye, It has come to my attention that in the seven months since you became single, your financial, emotional, sexual, and physical well-being has been in a state of constant decline. Yes, I know, you have the urge

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Hi, I’m Ade…

...and I don't know what I'm doing here.

Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am , blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!

No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.

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