Series Archives: Know Your Jologs

Know Your Jologs: The r0kkeRzZzZ \m/

By Ade | Published: February 9, 2007

You may have met them at one point or another in your life. They are noisy, annoying, inconsiderate, and just plain ugly. Ladies and gents, meet the jologs. They are probably the most annoying creatures on the face of the earth and it is every man’s dream to put them all in a leaky ocean [...]

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Know Your Jologs: The gAnGzTaHs

By Ade | Published: February 23, 2007

Last time, we talked about that subspecies of Jologs called the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. You know, the black shirt-wearing, beer-bottle toting creatures that inhabit rock concerts like it’s the end of the world. After which, Mike toured us on the wonderful world of Jologs Fashion. Jologs Fashion – now that’s an oxymoron if I ever heard [...]

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Know Your Jologs: The Sexually Deprived

By Ade | Published: March 24, 2007

If you check out parts one and two, you’ll see a common thread between the jologs specimens I find. But somehow, the lines have been blurred upon further examination of the jologs sub-species. I may have found several new jologs subspecies, but I can’t be too sure. I needed to investigate further. Soon I found [...]

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Know Your Jologs: People Who Should Be Taken Out Of Their Misery

By Ade | Published: May 6, 2007

If you’ve noticed, most of the people I’ve dissed in my previous Know Your Jologs installations have been men. I’ve done that for two reasons– one, I really consider myself as a gentleman in real life and I would never try to piss off women and that carries off online but I’m really just a [...]

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