Funny thing about going through a lot of emoness and change: you tend to think more. Also, in thinking more, I tend to become less retarded and – dare I say it – introspective. So laugh at me all you… Read more ›
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Introspection: A Chat With My Inner Child
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Inner Child Therapy: Welcome to the Blogosphere
Before we go on with this Daily Dose of Retard, I suppose you’d also want to blog, or already currently blogging but you’re totally dissatisfied with your blog host. Well then, I suggest you head on over to I.Ph, the… Read more ›
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Inner Child Therapy: Emo
I dunno if it’s the weather, or the season, or just whatever, but I am again going through another bout of emo. I mean, it’s crappy and all when I’m in the middle of an insulting session with some fairy… Read more ›
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Inner Child Therapy: On Aging
Ade: This morning, I found three gray hairs on my head. Inner Child: So? Ade: That means I’m growing old, you insensitive sonofabitch. Inner Child: And tell me again, why should I care? Ade: Um, because you’re part of my… Read more ›
Inner Child Therapy: On Achievements and Maturing
In a few months I’ll turn 25. Afterwards, it’ll be like half a decade before I reach 30. Imagine that. Two and a half decades. And now looking back, I see I have this impressive list of achievements in my… Read more ›
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
