Series Archives: Down The Highway

Down the Highway: An Advice Column for Emos

Dear DtH: Me and my girlfriend of two weeks have fallen apart. She’s seeing somebody else now. And I’m stuck here in my room, bawling my eyes out. Whatever shall I do? – Lost Soul   Dear Lost Soul: I suggest that you go back to your room and bawl some more. Then you can [...]

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Down the Highway – An Advice Column for Emos – 2

Dear DtH, I have never been in a relationship ever. EVER! Is it because I wear more eyeliner than them girls or that I have this thick eyeglasses than magnifies my tears 1090968x as the usual? It hurts! The world is against me and I will cut myself tonight again but not too much so [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos 3

DearDtH, I am lonely. I have not had a boyfriend in years, and if I do meet a guy that I like, he obviously does not like me. I mean, I haven’t had a chance to talk to him yet, but I’m sure that he already abhors me. It’s the law of this crappy universe. [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos 4

dear dth how do i recover from a broken heart you see i am so depressed because my boyfriend left me yesterday and i am crying even now as I write this letter i need your help please :( lonl3y_gurl Dear lonl3y_gurl, I would like to offer you any sort of help but your inability [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – 5

Dear DtH, There’s this girl that I like. She’s smart, pretty and with an awesome personality- basically the whole package. So to cut a long story short: we became close friends, and just as when I was about to admit my feelings for her, I just found out that she is actually a transvestite. I [...]

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