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Scary Blogger

By Ade | Published: April 18, 2006

Blogger arrested for Murder in Oklahoma: Scary. Really scary. Now I have to keep an eye on all of you emos.

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DIY Animals

By Ade | Published: April 15, 2006

DIY Animals: This is just beyond weird.

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Down the Highway – An Advice Column for Emos – 2

By Ade | Published: April 13, 2006

Dear DtH,

I have never been in a relationship ever. EVER!

Is it because I wear more eyeliner than them girls or that I have this thick eyeglasses than magnifies my tears 1090968x as the usual? It hurts!

The world is against me and I will cut myself tonight again but not too much so that I’ll live and people will know how sad my life is and will pity me. Aaagh… f*ck romance! *slits wrists*

- xxEmoBoi78xx

Dear xxEmoBoi78xx,

You make me proud. Just keep on hating yourself, the world, and all other crap out there. If you work hard enough, they’ll pity you, I’m sure. What they’ll do with a loser like you I’m not sure. But I’m sure that you’ll get a mighty fine scar on your wrists that’ll scream “NUTCASE”. That’s gonna be a fine trophy to carry for the rest of your life.
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23

By Ade | Published: April 12, 2006

I’ll be turning 23 in a few weeks. This blog entry by Death By Suntan gave me some food for thought.

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huh?!

By Ade | Published: April 10, 2006

What the hell?!

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Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.