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In this Entry Ade Will Fail To Create A Workable Diet Plan (Again)

By Ade | Published: May 30, 2010

I have a history of trying out a couple of ways to lose weight and failing at them, miserably. Everytime. Losing weight is kind of a pressing matter for me, because I am slowly starting to resemble a blimp and blimps walking around in malls aren’t generally accepted in society. Anyway, yeah, diet. I need to do it fast. Plus exercise.

Finding lunch that doesn’t leave me starving five minutes after I take my last bite isn’t exactly an easy feat. If I want to be full, I’d either go to one of the several fast-food outlets that are surrounding the office. Now that’s a bit of a problem, you see, because I usually go crazy and order the fucking biggest items on their menu and gorge like a pig. This usually results in me scaring the shit out of the people in the next table — you should see the looks of horror on their faces as they watch me eat the shit out of my fried chicken. Read More »

Posted in Personal | Tagged ade on a diet, diet, dropbox, fast food, fat, food, green tea, kfc, kfc double down, losing weight, secret avengers | 4 Comments

And There Was That Time Jollibee Showed Up On Glee

By Ade | Published: May 20, 2010

Apparently, it takes just a little for people to get excited over mundane shit. You see, yesterday, Jollibee was on Glee. And the internet literally just exploded. No, the kids of Glee didn’t eat there or anything. They just danced in front of the fucking store, in a dream sequence, and of course it was caught on camera.

Strangely enough, the internet was flooded with way too much Jollibee on Glee talk that it even was a trending topic on Twitter. Okay. Jollibee unseated Justin Fucking Bieber from the top of Twitter Trends. Imagine that.

Now I don’t know about you, but a normal reaction to seeing the said sequence on Glee would be “Oh, look, Jollibee on Glee. That’s kinda cool,” and then I’d move on with my life. Maybe if Jollibee the mascot also came out and danced with the Glee kids, it would be awesome. Read More »

Posted in Stuff | Tagged artie dream sequence glee jollibee, fringe, fringe fishball vendor, glee, glee on jollibee, glee tropical hut, jobert sucaldito, jollibee, jolliglee, jolliglee parody | 19 Comments

Maybe I should be a supervillain instead

By Ade | Published: May 16, 2010

null Now maybe I’ve been stretching myself a little too thin lately, but I’m really feeling a bit burnt out. You see, juggling stuff between my three bands, my job, and blogging duties, I might have actually bit a little more than what I can chew. Right now I find myself falling asleep in all the weirdest places and times. Okay, so it may not be a really big deal, but try explaining to the cops that you just woke up and you have no idea why you’re in the middle of Cubao naked and hugging a blow-up love doll. I swear, it boggles the mind up to this day – no, wait, I can explain!

I probably deserve a vacation, but I just took one and it turned into a drunken blur – I don’t remember much from it, and I think I’m better off not knowing what I missed. There’s a hazy memory of being woken up in the bus by a soft and steady chanting of “Cheeseburger, Chicken, Cheeseburger” from some random guy dressed in orange, and I’m really scared how the rest of my missing memories will turn out. Read More »

Posted in Stuff | Tagged bumbling henchmen, burnout, doomsday machine, evil schemes, filler, hidden lair, supervillain aspirations | 2 Comments

Iron Man 2 Review

By Ade | Published: May 5, 2010

Over at Comicgasm, RJ and I sat down and thought about Iron Man 2. This was pretty difficult for me, because you know I think about Batman most of the time, and switching over that brain power to think about Iron Man was pretty draining. But there was way too much about Iron Man 2 to talk about that I don’t think that a simple review here would suffice. And apparently, we managed to write a review while we were at it.

It proved that Comicgasm editors, when working together, leads to the worst sex-related jokes that we can possibly come up with individually. It was like we were competing for the leadership of hell or something.

If you don’t believe me, check out some few choice sentences from the review:

RJ: Random thought: They should totally make a porn parody of Iron Man, Lexi Belle as Pepper? Yes please!
Ade: I agree. I can imagine it already: “Well, Pepper, you’d have to know why I’m called Iron Man. You see, iron NEVER goes soft. So yes, Pepper, I am made of iron DOWN THERE! In case you’re too dim to figure it out honey, my dick’s made of iron! Because it never goes soft! That’s why it’s made of iron! That’s they call me Iron Man! Because I never go sof–”

Classy.

So don’t you just sit there, go over to Comicgasm and read our Roundtable Review of Iron Man 2!

[The Iron Man 2 poster came from here, by the way]

Posted in Reviews | Tagged comicgasm, funny iron man review, iron man, iron man 2 review, robert downey jr, war machine | 6 Comments

A Letter To 23-Year Old Ade, From The Future (Obligatory Birthday Post)

By Ade | Published: April 23, 2010

Dear 23-Year Old Ade,

Hi. Don’t be creeped out, but this is you. From the future. Four years into the future, to be exact. This is Future Ade on my (our?) 27th birthday, in one of those rare introspective moods you and I get into. I have no idea if this letter will be able to travel back in time four years, but what the hell, I’m writing anyway.

The thing is, you just turned 23, and you’re enjoying life. You just graduated from college, working at your first job, and also new to this blogging thing. No, your Livejournal does not count. You’re posting loads of shit that you’re going to reread years later while cringing in embarrassment.

By the way, you’re going to run into a lot of things that will turn your life upside-down. But don’t worry, nothing’s going to be too big for you to handle; in fact, you’re going to handle many things life throws your way rather fine. I won’t say that you’re going to go about a lot of things with finesse, because your inherent clumsiness shows in the way you deal with things in life. And that’s a good thing. I think. Read More »