Before we go on, let me reiterate: October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Yeah, I’m pretty sure you know that by now, judging from the sheer number of blog entries on the topic. Honestly, as much as I would want to reiterate how important it is to be aware of this particular type of cancer, I feel that the internet has said more than enough on the topic. However, I am very much a big fan of breasts (especially the 38B kind) that it’ll be a shame to see this turn into this. Also, those last two links aren’t worksafe but I have a nagging feeling that you’ve figured that out by now.

Anyway, I really can’t stress enough how important breasts are. I’m not gonna turn my blog pink for October or anything, but I’d want you guys to know how breasts can and will liven up your day and make you happy, extremely happy. Or at least make you hide in the bathroom for a few minutes while you er… do the thumbs up. Repeatedly. Yeah.


In honor of breast cancer awareness month, I shall give you a sampling of the many ways boobs can get awesome. Call it a Boob-Roll. Or a tribute. Whatever. Thank me later.

I’m pretty sure that like me, you are a big fan of breasts and you feel the need to protect them from that that evil thing called cancer. We should start a Facebook group or something. So women, please make sure you don’t get cancer or anything. Please. Have them checked. Always. Don’t let us fans down.

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