Hello everyone. My name is Ade, and I own this blog. Please don’t hurt me.
I’ve spent three years of my life dedicated to a blog chronicling my various failures while at the same time becoming the largest repository of dick jokes on the internet. When a website’s tagline is “your daily dose of retard,” it’s pretty obvious that this site won’t imbue you with life’s lessons upon reading its contents. Of course, if you consider open letters to people who constantly touch the peepees and weewees of other people on trains important life lessons. (It is, for me)
I think there’s a red flag or two somewhere that says this blog isn’t really something that adds anything meaningful to the blogosphere. Heck, I’m pretty sure I’d be having a hard time looking for at least 5 bloggers who are willing to acknowledge my site’s existence. I swear, this dude probably has more legitimacy than I do.
Or even this guy.
That said, I ended up as a finalist in the 2009 Philippine Blog Awards.
Yeah, I went “huh?” too.
Okay, I’m up against some really tough guys like Good Times Manila (hAllUr p0wH Deejay), Hay! Men and Indolent Indio, so it’s pretty obvious that I’m not putting my hopes up (this Ade, whatta fishing for compliments).
Anyway, if by some weird twist of fate I do win Best Humor Blog, I promise to not strip off my clothes and run around the stage butt naked. Yeah.
Also, this entry took like three days to write. I’m seriously succumbing to writer’s block or something. I promise to get back to regularly not updating my blog once awards season is over.
And now, the other finalists:
Best Technology Blog
JaypeeOnline // Blogging News & Reviews
MMO GrindHouse- fueling your daily grind on MMO Games
My Asus Eee PC
TechPinas : The Philippine Technology Blog
The Mike Abundo Effect
The Rookie Blogger
Best Travel Blog
A Pinay in Europe
BYAHILO: Ito ang Trip Ko!
Langyaw – Sojourns and Off-the-Beaten Path Travels
Making Things Happen
sagada tourism guide
Best Personal Blog
Excuse My French
Funny is the New Sexy
Life with Ria
room for squares
The Casual Observer
The Free Lancer
writing on air
Best Food & Beverage Blog
A Scientist in the Kitchen
Flipflopping my way around Town
Our Daily Blog
Overseas Pinoy Cooking
Table for Three, Please
The Thirsty Blogger
Yedylicious: In Between Bites
Best Hobby & Recreation Blog
Bored & Crafty
Comicology: The Study of Awesome
Flying in Crosswinds
Mad Labs and Hug Dogs
Pinoy Experience Mountain Biking and Outdoor Philippines
The Singing Blogger
Best Photo Blog
Asin at Paminta
I Am a Documentary Photographer
Best Culture & Arts Blog
Art in Action
magnetic-rose.net: Japanese Pop Culture for Filipino Fans
Perlas Design Studio
PinoyTattoos.com – Filipino Tattoo Source
SA GUBAT NG NAMIMINTOG NA PATALIM
Sari-Saring Sineng Pinoy
The Spy in the Sandwich
Views from the Pampang
Best Commentary Blog
ad maiorem Dei gloriam
J. R. Ramos Go
Matinong Ehemplo Ng Youth Ehemplo ng Kabataan
Me and My Big Mouth
Pencil Pusher/Number Cruncher
Splice and Dice
The Marocharim Experiment
Best Advocacy Blog
Autism Society Philippines
discourses of a free mind
Fide Quarens Intellectum
Filipino Deaf from the Eyes of a Hearing Person
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo RESIGN!
Greenpeace Southeast Asia
Below are the finalists for the Special Awards. Stay tuned for the finalists of the Regional Awards, we’ll be announcing them soon.
Special Award: Best Blog Design
Design was here
DigDesignz: Blog of a young Filipino Web and Graphic Designer
Loy Meets World
Pink is Fab!
Pink Notes Diary
Simon Ong | Personal Blog and Portfolio
The Rookie Blogger
The Site Guy
Special Award: Best Filipiniana Blog
Simbahan – Philippine Heritage Churches and Related Structures
The Philippines and Beyond
Congratulations to everyone who made it this far, and good luck! See you all on Friday!
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