This is seriously one of the times where I have absolutely nothing to write about. Seriously. So after two years of resisting, I finally raise the white flag and answer a meme. Yes, a meme. On my blog. Stop laughing. Seriously. No, seriously, stop it.
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So I was tagged by the lovely Homesick Pinay April Zara, who we at The Man Blog were lucky enough to have interviewed her for a LAMEcast last year. Also, she was the one who started this whole “Ade looks like Dominic Ochoa” thing that everybody isn’t letting me off the hook anytime soon. Right, April? Thanks for bringing back horrible memories. Again, stop laughing.
Anyway, the meme asks one simple question: what things do you want to have this 2008?
Stop laughing. Seriously. P- please. Like now.
Five things I want to have for 2008:
A New Job
No, don’t get me wrong. I don’t love my current job, but I don’t hate it either. In fact, I love the people I work with, and the company I work for is, um, okay. And the management? I love it. (Hi boss! Please don’t fire me okay? I lurve work and all that corporate shiznit ktnxbai) But you see, I have to follow my dreams of becoming a porn star, and being stuck in the corporate world just won’t cut it.
So yeah, I have to be in a job that’ll let me be in constant contact with hot and willing women. And I must also have enough free time so I can shoot all these videos in various clandestine areas.
A New Bass Guitar
I just realized that I have my old black Squire Precision Bass lying around the house somewhere. I haven’t used it for some years because of some idiot who, in a brief moment of stupidity, thought that he had teh mad skillz to hack the guitar so that it’ll be much more awesome than it already is. Well, the delusion is over and the experiment resulted to something roughly like this:
Yes, douchebag smile included
So yeah, I seriously need a new bass.
Yeah, yeah, I know I was wishing for a Wii when I did my Christmas Wish list way back in 2007. I even had the money saved up for it, even. Then I did the biggest impulsive buy of my life. A month later, I’m still broke. And I’m buying accessories for my laptop. Every week. That can only translate to one thing: no Wii.
Yeah, yeah, I know I just took a week’s worth of vacation last month. But I just spent that week lounging on the sofa, stealing wifi off our totally clueless neighbor, buying loads of comics, downloading
porn some educational movies, growing fat, and basically being a bum. So that’s not a vacation. A vacation for me is being able to fly off to some island or remote country and spending three days to a week there. And possibly with secks. With a real live woman. Hopefully.
Yeah, that’ll be sweet. If, again, I can only afford it.
What are longboxes, you say? Well – wait for it – those are the white, corrugated cardboard, sturdy – I said, wait for it – long boxes (I made a funney! Huhlolz.) where we store comic books in.
Wait, wait wait, you may ask. Why the hell am I asking for a fricking simple longbox for my wishlist when all the other things I asked for are, well, biggies? Here’s the thing. I have too much comics already. When I say too much, I mean “no more space to put those goddamned things in, so I just dump them on my bed, but then, I’ve no more space in my bed either, so I just sleep in a fetal position at night”. So, yeah, that isn’t too much, right?
So yeah, those are some of the things I want to have in 2008. So now I ask you, what do you want? Leave a comment!
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