I’m not trying to be a prick or something, but I want you to check out the newest Man Blog editor lineup:

OMG I'M AN EDITOR!!111one
*hem-hem*

Well, since I am now alongside the ranks of such noble awesome and physically endowed bloggers in that awesome Celebrity Blog such as Mike “Fucking” Villar and Squid Villanueva, I guess I am finally granted the power to give simultaneous multiple orgasms to all the girls who visit my blog. From a distance. No uglies, ok?


[ Mike sent me an email: No, actually, I give you the power to give me an orgasm. Start now. ]

Ok, that was insensitive of me for gloating. I promise not to be an asshole anymore. I promise to be good and humble and all that noble whatever.

BUT I’M A MAN BLOG EDITOR NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT! OMG YOU LIEK SUCK LOL!!!1111oneone546eleventyone

Also, gratiz to Balls for making it alive too. I told you it was worth it spending one night with that fat sweaty hairy man we call Mike.

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