Category Archives: Weirdness

Watching the Leonid Meteor Shower

By Ade | Published: November 18, 2009

Last night found me outside my house, sitting in a lounge chair in my balcony, sipping margaritas with my harem of hot and willing women in bikinis, waiting for a single meteorite from the Leonid Meteor Shower to show up ["But Ade, you don't have a balcony in real life, much less-" "Shut up, Journalistic [...]

Also posted in Featured Post, Stuff | Tagged balcony, Cheverlou, clown makeup, fat clown, fat guy, harem, imaginary friend, imaginary women, king leonidas, Leonid Meteor Shower, margarita, meteor garden, nubile women, police alarm, women in bikinis, wtf | 15 Comments

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

Also posted in Stuff | Tagged balls of steel, big ass, bluetooth, compliment, crotch, crowd, damn place, disgust, doodle, dude, effort, excavate, fingerbang, fingering, girlfriend, guts, hallowed tradition, happy couple, hump, hyuk, japan, light switch, lots of fun, love, massive pair, MRT, noodle, notch, Open Letters, phone, public, rotary phone, schoolgirl outfits, solder, steel, stupid, today, touch, train, Tunnel, video, workday, wtf | 53 Comments

The Amazing Laptop-Humping Dog!

By Ade | Published: August 31, 2008

Today I am taking a break from retardery and updating you about my latest embarrassment and/or sexual misdemeanour by showing you the greatest thing that was ever invented. No, it’s not the wheel, or even the combustion engine. Atomic bomb? Not even close. Beer? Well, beer’s important, but not close. Ladies and gents, I present [...]

Posted in Weirdness | Tagged cd-r king, dog, laptop-humping, usb, weird, wtf | 23 Comments

Creepy Search Terms That Brought You Here

By Ade | Published: June 26, 2008

Hello there, dear reader. My name is Ade. And I run this blog. And I may or may not know you. You might be following my blog since time immemorial, or you may have just stumbled upon it from a couple of links here and there. Or maybe you’ve stumbled upon my site from Google. [...]

Also posted in Stuff | Tagged australia, creepy, debauchery, girl, google, herpes, manila sex bars 2008, maria ozawa, pattaya, pr0n, search terms, weird, wife, world of warcraft, wtf | 21 Comments

BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman

By Ade | Published: June 3, 2008

I got this very, very interesting piece of news over at the Nigerian Tribune: WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway. Nigerian Tribune learnt [...]

Also posted in Specials | Tagged assassin, cat, catwoman, halle berry, motorcycle, nigeria, retarded, road, stupid, superstition, weird, woman | 17 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
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