Category Archives: Stuff

A Comparative Review of Freshman Masculine Wash and PENI Fresh Male Organ Wash Soap

By Ade | Published: July 12, 2010

There comes a time where every man has to stop so he can contemplate about life in general. Of course, that’s a joke. No man ever stops to contemplate life, or if they ever attempt to do so, they usually end up opening up their computer, navigating to their secret porn folder of shame, then [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged freshman masculine wash, masculine wash, PENI Fresh Antiseptic Male Organ Wash Soap, soap, wang | 24 Comments

Maybe Getting A Guest Blogger Wasn’t Such A Great Idea After All

By Ade | Published: June 16, 2010

Ever wake up one day, realizing that there’s just way too many things to do and all the time in the world isn’t enough for you to accomplish all of the shit you need to get done? You see, like you, I have been doing a lot of work (it’s pretty much hush-hush stuff, but [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged batman, blogging, dental dam, dick jokes, filler, guest blogger, harry potter draco malfoy slash, how to guest blog, laziness, squirrel, timeline, traumatic experience, van damme dancing | 6 Comments

Moratorium: Liking Your Own Facebook Status

By Ade | Published: June 7, 2010

To the people who like their own Facebook statuses, I have one simple question: why? Please tell me. Are you desperate to have people liking your well-thought of and meticulously researched status (and you researched by googling for “love quotes” – but hey that took up seven minutes of your time, plus that Angelfire page [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged annoying facebook, Facebook, facebook jejemon, facebook parody, facebook pet peeves, facebook tagging, internet, john lloyd cruz, john lloyd cruz facebook, like, liking own facebook post, liking own facebook status, moratorium, pet peeves, question, social networks, status, tumblr typography | 73 Comments

And There Was That Time Jollibee Showed Up On Glee

By Ade | Published: May 20, 2010

Apparently, it takes just a little for people to get excited over mundane shit. You see, yesterday, Jollibee was on Glee. And the internet literally just exploded. No, the kids of Glee didn’t eat there or anything. They just danced in front of the fucking store, in a dream sequence, and of course it was [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged artie dream sequence glee jollibee, fringe, fringe fishball vendor, glee, glee on jollibee, glee tropical hut, jobert sucaldito, jollibee, jolliglee, jolliglee parody | 19 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
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