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Merry Christmas, Everybody!

Ade — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:09:53 +0000

I’ll make this quick. I just want to greet you all a Merry Christmas. I know I haven’t been updating this blog as much as I want to. To make up for that here’s a little video I know you all will enjoy.

Also, sorry.

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Ade’s Christmas Wishlist 2011

Ade — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 04:30:55 +0000

Working at a fast-paced company does things to you, namely make you lose track of time and make you forget to update your blog. And I’m pretty surprised at how quick this year went, plus the fact that it’s almost Christmas and I haven’t made a single holiday-related post on my blog is nothing short of shameful. So I’m going to take the easy way out and write a Christmas wishlist post, because I have absolutely no idea what to talk about.

Samurai Umbrella

I like my umbrellas small and portable, but goddammit, Samurai Umbrellas look awesome. Also, I’ve grown too fat and my small girly umbrellas just can’t cut it anymore – any rain stronger than a drizzle and I arrive at the office soaked. So yeah, I want me a Samurai Umbrella.(...)

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BGRF 3 is Tonight!

Ade — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:44:32 +0000

I’ve got nothing much to say, except that even though The Man Blog is long dead and gone, we still have the Banana Gangbang Rockfest! My band, Lose Your Beer Belly is playing tonight, along with Fuzz, The Brew, K Wasabi, PePe, and Skylit Star!

We’re playing at Blackbird Makati, located at 9815 Kamagong Street, San Antonio Village, 1203 Makati, Philippines! Here’s a map, by the way.

And this is Anne’s birthday thinger, so let’s go there, have an internet reunion of sorts, get drunk, and watch and laugh at me as I struggle playing the bass!

Thanks to The Blue Amp for helping Anne set it up, too!

See you tonight!

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Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month…

Ade — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:55:31 +0000

… I’ll just leave this here.

I don’t even know why I’m posting this.

And now, back to our regular blog non-updates!

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I’ll Be Texting Everyone Non-Stop Tomorrow, Thanks to Globe SUPERUNLIALLTXT25

Ade — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:26:40 +0000

As a guy who loves bugging people whenever I am online (replies usually range from “SHUT UP, ADE” to “COOL PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE INTRICACIES OF THE IMPACT OF THE YELLOW OVAL ON BATMAN’S SUIT ON THE 1960′S COMIC BOOK INDUSTRY – NO, I MEAN STOP BUGGING ME”), I get a massive feeling of withdrawal whenever I’m offline and have no access to Yahoo! Messenger.

So imagine how awesomed out I was when I heard that I can now text all my non-Globe subcriber friends starting tomorrow with Globe Prepaid’s SUPERUNLIALLTXT25 promo! So I get a day of free unlimited texting to all networks, plus 1 hour mobile internet! What a deal! All I have to do is to text UALL25 to 8888!

Prepare your phone inboxes. I’ll be bugging you starting tomorrow.

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A Beginner’s Guide to Doctor Who

Ade — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 05:00:14 +0000

Last Saturday marked the premiere of yet another new season of the fantastic British sci-fi time travel show, Doctor Who. I’m pretty sure there are a lot of people just discovering the joys of this show, and since it has almost half a century of history behind it, there’s bound to be some confusion at one point. As the guy responsible for making most of his friends watch Doctor Who, I feel it is my duty to educate the newbies on the basics of this show so everyone gets up to speed in no time.

Doctor Who is about the adventures of a guy named The Doctor, who travels around time and space in his blue box.

Sometimes he’s a cranky old man, sometimes he’s this eccentric dude with a fondness for jelly babies, and sometimes he’s this mopey whiny dude in a nice snazzy suit. His current incarnation (played amazingly by Matt Smith) is a madman with a fondness for bow ties and questionable hat choices, but the core of the show remains the same. He bounces around space and time – often with no idea where or when he’s going – and ends up in trouble. But he always manages to save the day, because he’s clever like that.(...)

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28. Let’s Do This.

Ade — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 05:00:50 +0000

I have a bit of a confession, you guys: I’m sorta losing my blogging mojo. I think it’s rather obvious by now with my infrequent updates. I started from blogging every other day – now it’s been reduced to monthly installments. If I can be bothered to blog. Let’s not even talk about the state of Comicgasm. Anyway, just to give you an idea how stuck I am, this last paragraph took over 12 hours to write.

So what does that have to do with my birthday, you ask? To be honest, I really don’t know. This year, my annual battle with pre-birthday depression didn’t really turn out to be as epic as intended, so if you were expecting the usual birthday post from me, (the one time every year I write something actually close to profound) I’m so sorry.(...)

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I am Socially Retarded. I Blame my iPod.

Ade — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 08:06:57 +0000

I always thought that the stereotypical iPhone user – the ones who do nothing but fiddle with their smartphones all day, tweeting or playing Angry Birds or whatever – was just that: a stereotype. I mean, what kind of idiot would go to a party, and ignore everyone there because those goddamn pigs need to be killed? Well, people, this idiot whose blog you’re reading just ended up being one of those people.

It started out that fateful day I decided to get myself an iPod touch for Christmas. Okay, I’ve been pining for one for the longest time, but I wanted somebody to give it to me. Since all my friends and blog readers (you and that other guy) are cheapskates, I ended up buying my own iPod touch. Buying the iPod was surreal, really. I remember it was payday, and then I found myself at home staring at a brand-new iPod and remembering distinctly that I had to start sucking dicks so I can afford to get to work the next day.

Granted, I’ve done this sort of impromptu purchasing of unnecessary stuff before, and it also ate at my social life, but at least the old ASUS Eee wasn’t as immersive – or as pretty – as the iPod touch. Hell no, I wouldn’t bring that ugly ASUS Eee everywhere – I still want to have women touching my bird. A typical night out with me goes something like this: everyone’s having fun, getting drunk on beer and stuff, while I sit in one corner, nursing my first beer of the night, playing Robot Unicorn Attack. Fun times.(...)

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An Exclusive Interview with Manny Pacquiao’s Hair

Ade — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 08:08:15 +0000

Last week, the entire world was again shocked by news from People’s Champion Manny Pacquiao. No it’s not another amazing victory over another helpless Mexican, or another unintentionally hilarious quote when he tries in earnest to speak in english, or another embarrassingly bad rendition of yet another power ballad on Jimmy Kimmel. Also, it just dawned on me that Pacquiao, as much as we love and respect the guy, he is a goldmine of unintentional LOLs.

Anyway, the reason why Pacquiao is in the spotlight, again, is this:

That. Magnificent. Mane.

Look at that hair, people. Manny Pacquiao’s Justin Bieber-inspired ‘do can make any lady within 50 meters pregnant. It can turn any straight guy gay for 32 seconds. And like it. Because of this, I knew I had to interview it. Yes, guys, I’m talking about the hair, not Manny Pacquiao. You see, I interviewed the champion boxer a few years back. He’s old news. It’s all about the hair now.

Ade: How does it feel to be on the head of the world’s greatest boxer?
Manny Pacquiao’s Hair (MPH): I dunno. You tell me.
Ade: You must be totally proud.
MPH: Well, not really. I’m Manny Pacquao’s hair. I’m shaped like that creature on Justin Bieber’s head.
Ade: Uh, yeah, but come on, appearances aside, it’s not so bad, really-
MPH: Don’t kid me. Look. Justin Fucking Bieber. Do you have any idea how mortifying it is to go out everyday and having people look at you and hum that stupid “Baby” song just a little beyond earshot and have your owner in complete blissful ignorance on how embarrassed I am?(...)

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It’s Christmas Eve!

Ade — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:55:24 +0000

I might be totally busy tomorrow, when it’s actually really Christmas, to be able to write a blog entry greeting you all. So here we go. I just want to greet everyone a Merry Christmas before I get too busy and forget about you all. I am so tempted to post that horrible 1:43 song – you know, Merry Christmas Na, as a gift for you all, but it’s been overdone to death already. So my gift for you all is to not post that 1:43 song.

I know I’ve had a bit of trouble getting the Christmas spirit this year, but somehow it’s all been taken care of now. I don’t know exactly what I did, but I’m sure it involved a lot of alcohol, a trench coat, and a bunch of screaming women, and somebody uploading the resulting hilarious/horrible video to a Cheap Web Hosting account.(...)

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