You may have met them at one point or another in your life. They are noisy, annoying, inconsiderate, and just plain ugly. Ladies and gents, meet the jologs. They are probably the most annoying creatures on the face of the…
Dear DtH, I have never been laid in my life. Ever. I mean, I try to make a move and get some every now and then, but I really can’t. Pathetic. you see, I’m just an ugly piece of crap…
“Oh my God! This dress is just so divine!!!” This is the phrase that would make most men cringe with agony. You and your girl are on a date, debating the fine line between barbarism and justice with Saddam’s execution…
2006 was quite a year wasn’t it? I mean, it’s the year I started blogging seriously and look where it’s taken me. By “where it’s taken me”, I mean a restraining order, pending libel lawsuit and a meeting with the…
Dear Santa, I know you’ve ignored me for the last 23 years of my life and I’m not happy about it. I don’t think I deserve that varying amount of lint you often put in my Christmas stocking, if you…