Category Archives: Specials

An Open Letter To The Judges of The 2007 Philippine Blog Awards

By Ade | Published: March 16, 2007

Dear Judges, I have absolutely no idea who did it (no, wait, I do), but I’ve been nominated in the 2007 Philippine Blog Awards, in the Entertainment (along with The Man Blog), Personal and Blogger’s Choice Award categories. I think I fit more into the Darwin Awards, but that’s just me. I know my readers [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged 2007, entertainment awards, Open Letters, phallic trophy, philippine blog awards | 38 Comments

Troubleshooting Your Girl: Dieting

By Ade | Published: March 1, 2007

Dieting is a vital counterpart to every girl’s daily routine. Just like masturbation for us men. And unfortunately, we men do not know how to deal with the fact that our girls are eating like rabbits. I mean, our girls may be perfect for us, but in their little girly eyes, they still are fat. [...]

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Know Your Jologs: The gAnGzTaHs

By Ade | Published: February 23, 2007

Last time, we talked about that subspecies of Jologs called the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. You know, the black shirt-wearing, beer-bottle toting creatures that inhabit rock concerts like it’s the end of the world. After which, Mike toured us on the wonderful world of Jologs Fashion. Jologs Fashion – now that’s an oxymoron if I ever heard [...]

Also posted in Featured Post | Tagged emo jologs, gangztah, hip hop jologs, jologs, jologs rappers, rappers, ugly people | 103 Comments

Manna From Heaven?

By Ade | Published: February 17, 2007

We just got this from a neighbor: If you’re wondering what that stuff is, it’s called Hemin and it’s supposedly the bread of Padre Pio. The bread is called Hemin. It is the bread of Padre Pio and it comes from the Vatican. It brings good luck to every family that eats it. Benj received [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged religious jokes on manna | 33 Comments

The Single Guy’s Ultimate Guide to Valentine’s Day

By Ade | Published: February 12, 2007

Q: What is it? A: Valentine’s Day is that one day of the year when everybody gets googly-eyed and start talking about things like love, romance, and all that. It is also the day the motel and condom industries make a killing. Also, the Department of Health should also investigate because asthma and diabetes cases [...]

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