Category Archives: Specials

Inner Child Therapy: On Aging

By Ade | Published: January 7, 2008

Ade: This morning, I found three gray hairs on my head. Inner Child: So? Ade: That means I’m growing old, you insensitive sonofabitch. Inner Child: And tell me again, why should I care? Ade: Um, because you’re part of my subconscious? Inner Child: And? Ade: I knew it, you couldn’t care less if I’m on [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – 9

By Ade | Published: November 9, 2007

Dear DtH, I’ve been on a more-than-usual misery trip, and this led to me being depressed (more than usual) for quite some time, for no apparent reason. Okay, I actually ran out of black eyeliner, but do you really need a reason for misery? So yeah, I was feeling sulkier than usual. And since I’ve [...]

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Gay Best Friend Only Straight: Progress Report

By Ade | Published: October 29, 2007

A few months ago, I talked at length on the pitfalls of being the Gay Best Friend Only Straight. And if you don’t remember (or too lazy to click that link), I concluded that girls treat me as such because I’m too nice. I mean, not nice enough to trust me with your sister, but [...]

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A Fucked-up Fairy Tale

By Ade | Published: October 15, 2007

Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far, away, a young princess named Rapunzel was trapped in a high tower. Her hair was radiant, like sunshine in a darkened room. Her skin was as white as can be, and she was absolutely beautiful. She was trapped in this tower for five years, and she [...]

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Warbook: Chronicling My Rise to Power

By Ade | Published: October 9, 2007

I’ve had a Facebook account for some time now and it’s been pretty good to me so far. I love dicking around with the apps in Facebook, and yeah, my account is kinda cluttered right now due to the 100+ apps I installed on it. I’ve actually been meaning to get rid of an app [...]

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Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
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