Category Archives: Specials

Metro Manila: A Survival Guide

By Ade | Published: May 16, 2008

You see the vast expanse of urban decay. You see an endless road, cluttered with tricycles, jeepneys, taxis, and various vehicles. In the horizon you see an impressive skyline of buildings, and at their feet you see a pile of makeshift homes made of used tires and rusted corrugated metal. And everything is coated with [...]

Also posted in Featured Post, The Man Blog | Tagged humor, metro manila, philippine dildo, rape, sexual assault, The Man Blog | 32 Comments

I’m Old! And Broke! And Fat! Happy Birthday Yay!

By Ade | Published: April 23, 2008

So today, I turned 25. Dammit, I’m old. I don’t know. I used to look forward to my birthday because birthdays bring with them gifts, parties, and a generally happy atmosphere. Now I just dread them, mainly because it’s a reminder that I’ve wasted another year doing nothing but writing profane jokes in what the [...]

Also posted in Personal, The Man Blog | Tagged 25, age, birthday, construction, gift, old, retardicity, The Man Blog | 34 Comments

The Hong Kong Chronicles

By Ade | Published: April 12, 2008

So I just spent six days in Hong Kong, and I honestly feel it was too short. C’mon, I needed more time to ogle at the awesomely hot Chinese and European women who were all over the place. Sadly though, it was as cold as hell when we got there, so everyone was covered. In [...]

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Inner Child Therapy: On Achievements and Maturing

By Ade | Published: February 25, 2008

In a few months I’ll turn 25. Afterwards, it’ll be like half a decade before I reach 30. Imagine that. Two and a half decades. And now looking back, I see I have this impressive list of achievements in my life so far: Um, okay. Maybe I don’t have any real achievements at all. Except [...]

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An Epic Entry Involving Broccolis, Manboobs, DoTA, Dawson’s Creek, and Tom Cruise

By Ade | Published: February 13, 2008

This is probably my first collaborative blog entry with anybody, and I’m liking it. Well, Kring and I got tired of whining to each other about how sucky our respective love lives are, so we decided to collaborate and whine to you. So yeah, bear with us on the emoness and all. It is Valentine’s [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged collaborations | 10 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
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