Category Archives: Specials

Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – 11

By Ade | Published: February 3, 2009

Seriously, there’s no better way to kick off February’s round of Valentine’s-related posts than a couple of letters from our favorite advice column for those funny-looking kids we like to laugh at and kick around and lovingly call emos, Down The Highway! Dear DtH, The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged advice, emo, february, letters, lonely, love, slash, valentine's day | 14 Comments

Down The Highway: An Advice Column For Emos – 10

By Ade | Published: October 5, 2008

Dear DtH, My life is, like, so dark and lonely… It is one deep abyss and it calls out to me… I reach out, and hands touch the cold, cold wind of suffering… It is yet another moment of my longing to free me from these shackles of eternal longing of happiness that I will [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged advice column, caps lock, emo, friendster, sad, snark, wrist-slashing | 26 Comments

Inner Child Therapy: I’m Pretty Sure I Had A Witty Title For This But I Forgot

By Ade | Published: August 15, 2008

It’s been quite a while since we heard from my Inner Child, haven’t we? I honestly don’t know what to do with this next Inner Child Therapy session since I haven’t been emo and shit lately. I know, I know, the reason you return to this blog is that you wanna read up on my [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged filler, inner child, jokes, knock knock jokes, lolz, retardicity, unfunny | 20 Comments

Inner Child Therapy: Writer’s Block

By Ade | Published: June 8, 2008

INNER CHILD: Geez, you look horrible. What’s up? ME: … I can’t write. INNER CHILD: Seriously? ME: Yeah. INNER CHILD: No way. Writer’s block much? ME: Yes, okay? Now get off my back and stop badgering me. INNER CHILD: You’re mean. ME: No, seriously. I’ve been staring at this goddamn laptop for days already and [...]

Also posted in Stuff | Tagged id, inner child, weird, writer's block | 14 Comments

BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman

By Ade | Published: June 3, 2008

I got this very, very interesting piece of news over at the Nigerian Tribune: WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway. Nigerian Tribune learnt [...]

Also posted in Weirdness | Tagged assassin, cat, catwoman, halle berry, motorcycle, nigeria, retarded, road, stupid, superstition, weird, woman | 17 Comments

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