Category Archives: Specials

A Series of Questions Sent To Somebody’s Formspring During a Drunken Haze.

By Ade | Published: December 14, 2009

I was enjoying answering all those silly funny Formspring questions a random stranger would often throw my way, until one day I woke up with a massive hangover and no memory whatsoever of what happened the night before. All I know is that I was on my computer, happily drunk-typing the night away. I immediately [...]

Also posted in Stuff | Tagged embarassing formspring questions, formspring, formspring drunk, formspring fail, formspring stories, formspring.me, funny drunken stories, funny formspring questions, LOLspring, Open Letters, whiskey dick | 10 Comments

Ade’s Christmas Wish List 2009!

By Ade | Published: September 3, 2009

Oh lookee! It’s September, and it’s time to break out the Christmas decorations because Christmas is just around the corner! Okay, not really, because, you see, you can’t put Christmas in a corner because it’s a metaphysical thing we call a holiday, and we really can’t shoehorn holidays in corners and– yeah? Well, fuck you [...]

Also posted in Stuff | Tagged asus eee, bass effects, bass guitar, christmas wishlist, effects, have laptop will travel, jose mari chan, korg ax300b, laptop, netbook, remastered catalog, the beatles, zoom b2 | 21 Comments

How to tell if your neighbors are zombies

By Ade | Published: May 5, 2009

This is a question nobody takes seriously: are your neighbors zombies? For all you know, you could be in the middle of a party, drinking your 7th beer while people are getting crazy on the karaoke, then you pass out. Five hours later, you wake up with your brains missing. Dang! One of your neighbors [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged brain salad, brains, dog, graveyard, headstones, hot zombie girl, jungle bolo, neighbors, shotgun, zombies | 30 Comments

i LoVe Charice Pempengco LOL

By Ade | Published: April 1, 2009

I dont get it. Why sila super bilib na bilib kay Sarah Geronimo? Eh hinde naman sya marunong kumanta LOL. Incoming search terms for this article: sarah geronimo, sarah geronimo images, charice pempengco, charise pengpenco, sara geronimo, Sarah Geronimo A Very Special Love, charice pipingko, charice pempemngco, sarah geronimo hot, charice pempengco 2009

Posted in Specials | Tagged april 1, april fools, charice pempengco, sarah geronimo | 58 Comments

So, what did Superman sing to kill Darkseid?

By Ade | Published: February 3, 2009

In Final Crisis #7, the evil overlord of Apokilips, Darkseid, has become EVERYTHING. And Superman takes the damn god out with a SONG. Seriously. He fucking sings with all he’s got, and he fucking kills a fricking almost-immortal god with a song. Now, the awesometastic Dr. K is asking people to fill in the gaps [...]

Posted in Specials | Tagged bon jovi, final crisis, meme, memes, song, superman, superman kills darkseid | 17 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.