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The Walking Dead: Season 2 Trailer Is Out!

The Walking Dead: The Game is one of my favorite games of all time. The ending of the game turned me into an emotional wreck, even after the third playthrough. The DLC 400 Days didn’t have that much emotional impact, but it was still harrowing and it improved on the action mechanics by a fair bit.

Imagine my glee when the teaser for The Walking Dead: Season 2 was released.

Now all I want to do is for time to speed up so I can download this baby and follow Clementine’s story. And get emotionally traumatized all over again. And oh, Clem is a playable character again, so I imagine this will become interesting.

Did you like the first Walking Dead game? Are you looking forward to Season 2?

Merry Christmas, Everyone!

Even though I got nothing off that Christmas Wishlist I made a few weeks back (you guys suck), I’m still greeting you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS! Anyway, here’s my gift for you all:

Okay. Anyway, bye, guys. I’m off to stuff myself with Christmas dinner leftovers. Enjoy the holidays!

Axe Anarchy Island Bikini Car Wash is Tomorrow!

Remember when I said before that Axe is out to save Boracay with sexy sexiness? Well, here’s one of the things they’re going to do: A BIKINI CAR WASH! Yes, Axe is going to send off a legion of sexy babes to clean your car. This is seriously going to help save the environment!

We’ll have the AXE ANARCHY ISLAND BIKINI CAR WASH tomorrow at Aseana City, Roxas Boulevard Paranaque from 1-5PM!

Help save the beaches of Boracay and get your car washed squeaky clean by hot babes like Abby Poblador! And if that’s not enough, you’ll get performances by Chicosci and Sponge Cola! How neat is that?

You can follow and contribute to the #sexysavesboracay hashtag on Twitter for more details. Drop by SexySavesBoracay.com as well! See you!

Catch RomCom Tomorrow at Route 196 for DRTY THRSDY!

Hey guys! It’s been a crazy week, I know. So how about we take a break for one night and enjoy some great music with my band, RomCom, and other great acts?

150 bucks gets you in with a free drink, 300 bucks gets you a drink and a shirt! See you guys!

Globe Tatt Awards: Who Deserves To Win?

Most of us use social media sites like Twitter, Facebook and Google+ to procrastinate, communicate and catch up with our friends, but social media is, in recent years, growing beyond mere channels for mild amusement. For every useless Twitter hashtag like #ImproveFilmTitlesByAddingInMyPants, we have seen the outrage over the dancing kid on Willie Revillame’s show, among other things, thrive on social media.

This is what the Tatt Awards is all about. The Tatt Awards aim to shine the limelight on technophiles, video vamps, and ardent advocates for change, giving them the chance to be recognized for their passion to create, inspire and lead
in social media.

Here are the ten categories you can nominate the ones who you think deserve to be recognized for their work:

  • The One: the most influential trendsetter that shaped opinion, moved people and prompted action
  • Ballbreaker: a blogger or a Twitter user who started a debate, sparked conversations or a revolution of opinions with just one hard-hitting post
  • Stylisimo: a person that not only reviewed fashion but also set a trend one that everyone followed
  • Indie Rocker: a musical band or indie artist who fought hard to claim their space in the hearts of Filipino audience via webtime
  • Wordslayer: a blogger whose mastery of words showed wit, humor and grit to the Philippine blogosphere
  • Artiste: an inspiring person whose fiery passion for creating visual art through original graphic design, animation or photography has caught fire in the Philippine online art scene
  • Tech Junkie: a blogger, podcaster or Twitter user who shares access to the latest in trends and the fast pace world of e-knowledge
  • Thought-mover: a Twitter user who sparked a fire in the Philippine Twittersphere with one unique hashtag
  • Video Slinger: an individual or group who shook the Pinoy web space with thought-provoking or entertaining video.
  • The Advocate: a person or a group of individuals who worked to improve the state of societal cause in the Philippines through social media
Quick, nominate the ones you think are worthy to win in the first-ever Tatt Awards by going here: http://www.tattoo.globe.com.ph/tattawards/nominee-form

'Merry Christmas Na' by 1:43, Review

It’s no secret that however wonderful the internet may be, 90% of the things in it are crap. This crap that comprises a huge part of the internet ranges from the mediocre to horrible. In fact, anyone who’s spent more than three hours on it will be desensitized from shitty stuff for life. However, every now and then, something comes out that is so absolutely stupid and bad that it loops back to being hilarious. We feel a bit of our soul dying as we enjoy watching the worst humanity has to offer, but we can’t just stop.

This video, by Filipino boy band 1:43, is one of those things.

Joining me in this review, where we analyze the video and reflect its implication in OPM’s future, is Comicgasm co-editor and, well, owner (he just lets me write shit for free), RJ.

RJ: Dude, 90% of the internet is porn. Why aren’t we talking about porn? We should talk about porn. Oh yeah, before we start embarrassing ourselves, I would like to say that I was FORCED into doing this! :E Why would you even do this, Ade? WHY? D:

Ade: A few hours ago I caught myself humming the chorus of that song as I was walking home. And I was bobbing my head to it. I didn’t want to be the only one with that horrible song in my head, so I looked for someone to share the pain with, RJ. And you’re a funny writer.

RJ: You’re just taking advantage of my kind-hearted demeanor. And maybe this is your way of taking revenge for all those times I sent you pics of hot women with penises.

Ade: Actually, you’re just my most gullible friend. Ok, review? Write for free?

RJ: 2 handjobs or no deal.

Ade: K. Continue reading

Inner Child Therapy: Life and Other Aimless Stuff

Hello readers! Yes, the both of you. I know I haven’t been able to update as much as I wanted, but I’ve been so busy lately that when I have to update this blog, I draw blanks left and right. And I’m forced to write unfunny filler posts. You guys don’t deserve filler posts, you are such a wonderful bunch of readers, and it’s cheating if I just churn out another half-assed- what the hell, here’s another filler.

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This is the part where I’m supposed to write a nice intro, but here’s some pretty text. You like text? Because I do. I really do. Look! Letters! Words! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit! And here’s the sentence that’s supposed to transition this blog post into another conversation between me and my inner child, and here’s the abrupt shift, get ready for it!

Ade: Would you believe it? 2010’s almost over!
Inner Child: Oh I do, I do.
Ade: I can’t believe how quickly this year went.
Inner Child: I don’t know, man. I never really noticed.
Ade: How so?
Inner Child: There’s this little fact that you blogged about me only once this year.
Ade: I was busy, okay?
Inner Child: Fapping off to Maria Ozawa collection? Yes, you were.
Ade: What? No! I… I was busy working. You know, jobs? That thing that makes me earn money so I can stay financially secure and lets me eat at Mister Kebab as much as I want? Also, I’m over Maria Ozawa. Tina Yuzuki all the way!

Tina Yuzuki

Tina YuzHHHHNNNNNNGHHHH

Inner Child: The only jobs I know are the ones that start with blow. Hyuk-hyuk!
Ade: … that’s so mature, kid.
Inner Child: You may not have noticed this, Ade, but I am a kid. Continue reading

Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos 13


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Dear DtH,

I’ve been single all my life. I seriously don’t know what to do. I’ve been trying to catch the eye of every girl I meet since day one. I really don’t know where I’m going wrong, you see I’ve tried to be outgoing, mysterious, and charming, but it still doesn’t work. I also tried the sensitive artist approach, but somehow crying buckets seem to have scared the women away.

I heard the women like their guys emo, so I went off and got an emo hairdo. Also I slathered a ton of hair care products on my head. I now look like this:

So, ladies, any takers?

Lovingly yours,

~*~ xXx_eM0_bH0i_s@m21_xXx~*~

Dear ~*~ xXx_eM0_bH0i_s@m21_xXx~*~,

… Thanks for sharing your picture with us, I guess? Also, what the heck, “So, ladies, any takers?” When did DtH become a personals page? Continue reading

Inner Child Therapy: New Year's Resolutions 2010

INNER CHILD: So, Ade, what are your New Year’s resolutions for 2010?
ME: I dunno kid, I’m not really into making resolutions.
INNER CHILD: WHAT? You suck. Don’t be a fucking fornicating shit-eating faggot and try to improve yourself for the new decade!
ME: … that has got to be the most obscene stream of words I’ve ever heard coming out of your mouth.
INNER CHILD: Even more obscene than “horse-fucking twat sucking clit fucker shitface?” Because that’s what I think whenever I hear your name.
ME:
INNER CHILD: In case you haven’t figured it out, it’s because I think you’re a horse-fucking twat sucking clit fucker shitface.
ME:
INNER CHILD: So, make a new year’s resolution already, you asshole. Try to make your life suck less this 2010. I know you got a new laptop and all you wanna do is to tweak the shit out of it and kill zombies with plants, but come on, you’re better than that. Continue reading

A Series of Questions Sent To Somebody's Ask.fm During a Drunken Haze.

I was enjoying answering all those silly funny Ask.fm questions a random stranger would often throw my way, until the day I woke up with a massive hangover and no memory whatsoever of what happened the night before. All I know is that I was on my computer, happily drunk-typing the night away. I immediately opened up my browsing history, and what I saw scared the beejeebus out of me:

Ask.fm

Dear Ashley,

Hi. Remember me? I’m Ade. Am I glad to find you here on Ask.fm! We met back in college. Remember the party that Lloyd threw? The one where Sheena ended up puking all over your dress? That’s the one I was talking about. I just want you to know that I spiked Sheena’s orange juice. Didn’t know she had a low alcohol tolerance. Sorry.

Also, yeah, I know I had whiskey dick that night, and you promised to call me back once we’re sober but you never did. What the heck is up with that? Continue reading

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