Category Archives: Reviews

TDK ST800 Review (Or the responsibility of taking care of stuff I don’t own)

By Ade | Published: August 29, 2011

For some reason, people think I’m a reliable person to entrust with their electronic equipment. And they’re even willing to lend me their expensive headphones for me to review. While this is an amazing thing (people never trust me with ANYTHING before, especially not their daughters) I am scared shitless of breaking stuff. Which brings [...]

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JAYS v-JAYS Review

By Ade | Published: August 8, 2011

When Rico first asked me if I want to review a pair of headphones for Technograph, I couldn’t believe it. I mean, somebody actually entrusting me with a piece of expensive electronic equipment – that’s new. Since Rico thinks I have quite the credentials for reviewing a pair of headphones—mainly because I have a band, [...]

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 [Review]

By Ade | Published: July 21, 2011

I remember the time I bought my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows clearly. Well, I did blog about it and I read that post every so often so there’s just no way I can forget my experience, but still. After I bought my copy of the book the day it was released, [...]

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon Review

By Ade | Published: July 2, 2011

I really don’t have a problem with dumb movies, mind you. You’re reading the blog of the guy who’s enjoyed the fuck out of a movie of a girl who attached a machine gun to her severed arm and single-handedly took revenge against the Yakuza. However, even if we stretch verisimilitude to its breaking point, sometimes it’s [...]

Posted in Reviews | Tagged Explosions and boobs, Michael Bay, Optimus Prime, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Shia LaBeouf, transformers | 11 Comments

Green Lantern Review

By Ade | Published: June 20, 2011

Green Lantern, for all intents and purposes, is a huge steaming pile of turd. That was the phrase I was thinking of the whole time I got out of the theater. The thing is, I was already expecting it to be bad, since it has an embarrassing 25% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I was just [...]

Posted in Reviews | Tagged bad movie, green lantern, hal jordan, movies, ryan reynolds, warner brothers | 8 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
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