Hello there, readers, or whoever is left reading this blog. I’ve got a lot of new things in life I want to talk about with you, like my new-found love for running (coupled with the realization that I’m about to… Read more ›
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An Open Letter To The Taxi Driver Who Talks Way Too Much About His Bird
Good Day Mister Taxi Driver, The moment I hailed you, 60-year old elderly taxi driver who doesn’t look like he can harm a fly, I thought I was going to have a nice and quiet ride home. You see, I… Read more ›
I am Socially Retarded. I Blame my iPod.
I always thought that the stereotypical iPhone user – the ones who do nothing but fiddle with their smartphones all day, tweeting or playing Angry Birds or whatever – was just that: a stereotype. I mean, what kind of idiot… Read more ›
So. Valentine’s Day. Yet Again.
I just made my first online purchase at Amazon a few days back. Luddite that I am, I tend to avoid doing online purchases due to the fear that the little man inside my computer – the guy in charge… Read more ›
And Just Like That, it’s 2011
Somehow it still hasn’t sunk in that we’ve gone by another decade so fast and we’re just a year away before the North and South Poles reverse and John Cusack tries to find the most convoluted route to China, but… Read more ›
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
