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So guys, this is one of those rare moments when I decide to spare you my unfunniness and I let you guys write my blog entry for me. So I’m going to post here a random picture which I have no idea what to do about, and I’ll let you guys make up captions for this.

Actually, I’m just suffering from a bad case of writer’s block, and I haven’t seen Star Trek yet, and I’m just as excited about it as that Klingon-speaking pimply-faced overweight virgin who lives down the street.

So here’s the pic:

Again, the winner will get a million points, Health +65, LVL +2,and Spock’s katra.

So, post your captions here and I’ll get back to you after I watch Star Trek, yo.

Okay, I’m seriously running low on brain juice here. And I don’t want to force myself in writing another half-baked lame-ass blog entry that’s only half funny (see, I’ve been doing that for months now). So now I’m gonna do a Chickenmafia when they run out of blog ideas: run a caption contest.

So all you have to do is to stare at that picture below, and post a caption via a comment! Like seriously, it’s that easy.

Best caption wins a million points. I don’t know what those million points can do, but it might help you get laid. I don’t know.

So, comment away and give me your captions!