Category Archives: DtH

Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos 3

By Ade | May 5, 2006

DearDtH,
I am lonely. I have not had a boyfriend in years, and if I do meet a guy that I like, he obviously does not like me. I mean, I haven’t had a chance to talk to him yet, but I’m sure that he already abhors me. It’s the law of this crappy universe.
Whenever a [...]

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Down the Highway - An Advice Column for Emos - 2

By Ade | April 13, 2006

Dear DtH,
I have never been in a relationship ever. EVER!
Is it because I wear more eyeliner than them girls or that I have this thick eyeglasses than magnifies my tears 1090968x as the usual? It hurts!
The world is against me and I will cut myself tonight again but not too much so that [...]

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Down the Highway: An Advice Column for Emos

By Ade | March 23, 2006

Dear DtH:

Me and my girlfriend of two weeks have fallen apart. She’s seeing somebody else now. And I’m stuck here in my room, bawling my eyes out. Whatever shall I do?

- Lost Soul

Dear Lost Soul:

I suggest that you go back to your room and bawl some more. Then you can write poetry. Make sure that [...]

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The Retard’s Guide to Life: Stress Management

That bottomless pile of paperwork leers at you from across your desk like some perverted monster. You’ve been buried from the neck down since morning from all those spreadsheets you’ve been trying to finish. Somewhere between Form 71-A and Chart 25-C, your boss screams that he needs to see the MOA because he’s leaving the [...]