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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 9
Dear DtH,
I’ve been on a more-than-usual misery trip, and this led to me being depressed (more than usual) for quite some time, for no apparent reason. Okay, I actually ran out of black eyeliner, but do you really need a reason for misery?
So yeah, I was feeling sulkier than usual. And since I’ve never tried [...]
Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 8
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Dear DtH,
My emo band, “The Eye Liners“, broke up. This made me sad(der) because I seriously don’t know how to live without them. I swear, nobody can make me feel just as miserable as they do. They introduced me to the wonderful world of [...]
Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 7
Dear DtH,
I have never been laid in my life. Ever. I mean, I try to make a move and get some every now and then, but I really can’t. Pathetic. you see, I’m just an ugly piece of crap and I’m never gonna get the taste of a female in my life ever.
Human, that is.
You [...]
Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 6
OMGWTFBBQ! WE HAVE LIEK REAL LETTERS!
Dear DTH,
I’ve been having sleepless nights due to this unbearable pain. You see, I’ve stumbled upon this particular gal’s profile on Friendster. And from then on, I started stalking, err, viewing her lovely photos on a daily basis. Oh, my day was not complete without getting a glimpse of [...]
Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 5
Dear DtH,
There’s this girl that I like. She’s smart, pretty and with an awesome personality- basically the whole package. So to cut a long story short: we became close friends, and just as when I was about to admit my feelings for her, I just found out that she is actually a transvestite. I like [...]
