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Because The Man Blog is back!

… well, kind of.  We still don’t have the main page running (you know, the part that’s supposed to be the blog), so all you’re going to see are the forums. But who cares, just sign up, and if you’re a member of the fairer sex, we are going to ask you to show your tits!

Also, I really don’t have anything else to blog about so I guess a weeklong-delayed announcement of TMB’s glorious return will suffice. So yeah, tits.

See you there!

… wait.

This isn’t exactly what I had in mind, but um, Merry Christmas everyone!

May you have a happy holiday full of peace and love and wonderfulness and all that stuff that gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

Hello everyone. My name is Ade, and I own this blog. Please don’t hurt me.

I’ve spent three years of my life dedicated to a blog chronicling my various failures while at the same time becoming the largest repository of dick jokes on the internet. When a website’s tagline is “your daily dose of retard,” it’s pretty obvious that this site won’t imbue you with life’s lessons upon reading its contents. Of course, if you consider open letters to people who constantly touch the peepees and weewees of other people on trains important life lessons. (It is, for me)

I think there’s a red flag or two somewhere that says this blog isn’t really something that adds anything meaningful to the blogosphere. Heck, I’m pretty sure I’d be having a hard time looking for at least 5 bloggers who are willing to acknowledge my site’s existence. I swear, this dude probably has more legitimacy than I do.

Or even this guy.

That said, I ended up as a finalist in the 2009 Philippine Blog Awards.

Yeah, I went “huh?” too.

Okay, I’m up against some really tough guys like Good Times Manila (hAllUr p0wH Deejay), Hay! Men and Indolent Indio, so it’s pretty obvious that I’m not putting my hopes up (this Ade, whatta fishing for compliments).

Anyway, if by some weird twist of fate I do win Best Humor Blog, I promise to not strip off my clothes and run around the stage butt naked. Yeah. (more…)

Thanks to Eboy for this!

You all know that I have this pretty awesome band called Lose Your Beer Belly, right? And you also are aware that I still don’t know why a bunch of talented and awesome musicians are letting some untalented hack hang out with them in the first place.

So I entered the band in this online battle of the bands around a few weeks ago, which resulted in screams of panic from my bandmates. We practically had no idea what to do, or what’ll happen. Also, I chose to send in the video where I looked kind of like a bloated barnacle.

So fast forward to last Friday. I opened my RSS Reader and I found out that we actually got in the semifinals. Now this is where things went crazy. You know that I have this dream to become a rockstar right? I mean, to quit the cozy, comfortable, assured corporate life and to trade it for the hazy, shitty, constantly near-poverty life of a rock star. (more…)

Because he currently has a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my head as of this very moment, I will give in to Rico’s command request and post this. Because I value my life so.

Anyway, if you are out of a job, or looking for a new one, or if you just want to touch the Mike’s nipples because you’ll be working in the same office as he is, US Auto Parts Philippines is looking for people. So If you have the following:

• Experience with blogging platforms, preferably Wordpress
• Strong English communication skills
• Willingness to work full-time in the vicinity of Barangay Kapitolyo, Pasig City, Metro Manila, Philippines

Just email Rico here if you’re interested! Okay, Rico? You may put the big nice fucking gun down. Now.

…Rico?

DISCLAIMER: This is not paid for (although it would be nice *cough*) nor am I affiliated in any way with US Auto Parts. I am just nice like that.

Well, I just came from Hong Kong, I’m tired as hell, and I got a shitload of stuff to blog about (Yes, Sorsi, I’ll blog about that. Later.). But you see, I have to put all those other blog assignments off because I have to report the single most important event in your life.

There, I said it. The single most defining face-melting event in your life. Your. Life.

You see, there comes a time in every man’s life where he has to get his face melted off by a bunch of awesome bands playing awesome tunes. That experience can be best described as “orgasmic”. Or “ear-melting”. Or “being raped in the ears by a thousand bananas… of AWESOME!”

Hence, we at The Man Blog have created the ultimate face-melting orgasmic experience for you: The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival!

Featuring bands of such notable celebrities such as Mike “Fucking” Villar, Marco Palinar, Lauren Dado, and some hot Dominic Ochoa lookalike named Ade Magnaye.

Also, there are going to be more awesome bands playing along with the TMB bands such as Mannequin, Drift and more.

The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival happens in May 3, 2008, in Bela Bar, Greenhills (map). Tickets cost a 100 bucks each, and is consumable.

Thanks to Baddie for that awesome poster that totally rocked my socks off. Also, LOSE YOUR BEER BELLY!


So, are you showing up? Leave a comment if you are!

Oh hai interwubs. Sorry for the lameness of my last two posts. I mean, seriously. They’re super lame. I mean, definitely not as lame as this guy here, but lamezorz still. Honestly, I’ve been staring at the computer screen for a good part of the day, trying real hard to think of ideas to write about. But I really can’t think of anything smart to say, except maybe this:

Attempt at being smart = EPIC FAIL

So maybe I’ve been running out of intelligent things to write. So for a change, I have decided to go and hang out with some intelligent people for a while, instead of the usual perverts and fat people who I spend time with. When I say “intelligent” I mean people who don’t ask for buttsecks with any living creature the first chance they get. But I digress. (more…)