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2008: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2007: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2006: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
November 2008
- Ade’s Christmas Wish List 2008
- When They Say the Chicken Is Hot, They Frickin’ Mean It.
- Bugsy The Talking Bunny
- Caption Contest (Because I’m Out Of Ideas)
October 2008
- NaNoWriMo, Fanfiction
- Last.fm is Robbing me of my Dignity
- Rants. Also, Sneezing
- Meme: Names I Go By (BORING TITLE! HUZZAH!)
- October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month
- Down The Highway: An Advice Column For Emos - 10
September 2008
- This Conversation Is A BUMmer.
- While Everyone Else Was UAAP-Crazy…
- AdeFAIL: Random McDonald’s Girl
- In This Entry Ade Discovers That Beer And Headaches Do Not Mix
- Large Hadron Collider: A Big, Fat, F- You… From SCIENCE!
- Vote For Mike Villar!
- The Weather Hates Me
- September, I Laugh At Your Face!
August 2008
- The Amazing Laptop-Humping Dog!
- Drugstore Clerk Etiquette for Condom-buying Customers
- Review: The Machine Girl
- Inner Child Therapy: I’m Pretty Sure I Had A Witty Title For This But I Forgot
- The Bass That Blogging Bought
- Olympics! Huzzah!
- My Brain Stopped Working And I Was Too Busy To Notice
July 2008
- MRT: An Odoriferous (Mis)Adventure
- In This Entry Ade Runs Out Of Things To Write
- The Dark Knight
- New Relationships, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
- WordCamp Philippines 2008? It Will Suck.
- My Wallet Sort of Hates Me Right Now
- A Generation Gap, I Has It.
June 2008
- Buhay Coke ng Bloggers at SM Hypermart
- Creepy Search Terms That Brought You Here
- An Open Letter To The Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator
- Sorsi Would Make A Pretty Badass Life Coach
- I Think My Old Friends Are Scared Of Me
- Inner Child Therapy: Writer’s Block
- BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman
- Anger Management, I Fail At It
May 2008
- Halloes Ladies.
- Metro Manila: A Survival Guide
- In This Entry Ade Talks About Marriage. And Stuff
- TMB Presents The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival: HOLY CRAP IT WAS AWESOMETASTIC.
- Iron Man in 5 Minutes
April 2008
- Looking For A Job?
- iBlog 4 and The 88db.com Blogger’s Night: Because I Felt The Need To Embarrass Myself More
- I’m Old! And Broke! And Fat! Happy Birthday Yay!
- There’s a Conspiracy To Keep Me Locked In My House
- A Brief History Of Ade’s Musical (Non) Career
- Crap, It’s a Boring Day Toda- HOLY FUCK MY NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
- The Hong Kong Chronicles
- The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival
- An Open Letter To That Very Cute Chinita Barista At Seattle’s Best Coffee Tomas Morato
March 2008
- Hong Kong Plans
- I’m going to iBlog! Are you?
- Holy Week and Me
- Tied To A Chair
- Malu Fernandez Hits Bloggers
- Quickly Lose Friends The Ade Way
- MRT? More Like M-R-YOU-SUCK-COCK-T!
- New Job, Nervous Wreck, Strangebrew
- Privacy Policy
- STUFF! GIG! EMO JOLOGS! VOTE FOR INGRID NIETO ON ITALENTSTAR!
February 2008
- The Top 5 Most Unfortunate Toy Ideas
- Inner Child Therapy: On Achievements and Maturing
- Nerd: My Social Life is Dying
- An Epic Entry Involving Broccolis, Manboobs, DoTA, Dawson’s Creek, and Tom Cruise
- In This Entry Ade Talks About Quitting His Job. And Call Centers.
- Hamlet (I Don’t Have an Imaginative Title. Whatev)
- Valentine’s Day Countdown: A Tale of Bitterness. And Lust.
January 2008
- Toys
- The Anatomy of a Man Blog Article
- Five Things That I Want in 2008
- I Went to the Trinoma Bloggers Food Tour and I Got Nothing to Show for It
- Inner Child Therapy: On Aging
- My Grand Plan to Save the World From Karaoke
December 2007
- The Noisy Man’s Yearend Recap: Top Posts for 2007
- On Fitting Rooms
- Merry Christmas!
- Turning Heads
- An Open Letter to My Nose
- Christmas Shopping
- The Downhill Battle Against Impulsive Buying (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the ASUS eee)
- This Week, What a Fatigue
- BREAKING NEWS: The Man Blog Declares Coup D’état! OMG!
November 2007
- An Open Letter to Myself. From Myself.
- Ade’s Christmas Wish List 2007
- Beowulf in 5 Minutes
- On Palm Readers and Other Sorcery
- Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 9
- Rejected Filipino Dubs: Harry Potter
- TMB Slumbook Galore: Ade.
October 2007
- Gay Best Friend Only Straight: Progress Report
- An iQuestion
- A Fucked-up Fairy Tale
- Warbook: Chronicling My Rise to Power
- Blog Silence for Joseph Michael
- Inner Child Therapy: Emo
September 2007
- LOL You Punch Like A Girl!
- So You’re De-Evolving
- Ade. Only Manlier. And Less Gay.
- What Will Ade Eat? Vol. 1
- Rock Star Existentialism
- Taxi Ride
- Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 8
August 2007
- Congratulations! You Have Herpes!
- Taste Asia 2: The Man Blog Invades MoA. Nobody Gets Laid.
- At The Coffee Shop
- NoisyCast ep2: Felony, Traffic Violations, and Canadians
- The Retard’s Guide to Urban Transportation: The Taxi… of Love
- NoisyCast ep1: Is This Thing On?
- Okay Kids, Back to the Dungeons!
July 2007
AdeCastNoisyCast, anyone?- Hi, I’m Ade and I made out with Maria Ozawa
- Adebus Dumbledork
- Buying Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows
- Can’t Blog? Copy Somebody’s Work Yay! Yeah Whatev. You Suck.
- License
- Plagiarized again
- Is professor McGonagall evil?
- Zombie Apocalypse LOL!
- worst album covers ever created
- Internet Police
- Taste Asia: How I Act Stupid In Front Of The Blogosphere
- Blog Timeline
- Taste Asia
- Berate My Blog
- Gay Best Friend. Only Straight.
June 2007
- Bullet in brain
- No Guilt For Selfishness
- Optimus Prime Movie Toy
- Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury? GEEKGASM.
- 100 Bloggers Taste of Asia
- Sexy Mom is under attack
- Ade Versus the Buffet Table
- Best of Blog-o-Rama
- One Fine Day At Work
- I.Ph
- Inner Child Therapy: Welcome to the Blogosphere
- Introspection: A Chat With My Inner Child
- Block
- Herpesology
- Ade: God’s Gift To Women
- Tagalog Heroes! Yay!
- LG KU 250
- Feeling Sexy
- Anti-rape condom
- A Crapload of Emo
May 2007
- Outing
- On Fatherhood: I Would Totally Rock
- The God Fuse
- The Internets: The Man Blog Guide
- Indian men have small wankers
- Crazy Monkey Girl!
- Train Man
- Know Your Jologs: People Who Should Be Taken Out Of Their Misery
- I’m still here!
April 2007
- Ratified.org
- 24
- ahem
- How to pwn 8 year-olds.
- The End
- Digital Filipino Web Awards
- An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT
- iBlog and Poker Night
- Ade Multiply
- Twitter Pwimpwin’
- The Man Blog Poker Night
- Where the hell is everyone?!
- iblog 2007!
- Quarterlife Crisis: How I Suck at Living. Also, Interviewed. By College Girls!
- Polarized
- Happy Easter!
- New Layout. Again.
- Ade & Liz. Yay!
- Rock Your Socks Off!
- Blood!
- Carlo
- Team Manila
- Bigotry is Bigotry
- Deat Threat Memes?
- Congrats to teh winnars!
March 2007
- I Won’t Make it to The Blog Awards…
- Vote for me in the Philippine Blog Awards
- Know Your Jologs: The Sexually Deprived
- Awards update
- LAMEcast episode 3
- An Open Letter To The Judges of The 2007 Philippine Blog Awards
- Captain America Tribute
- Captain America
- Frank Miller’s 300
- I’ve been plagiarized!
- The 2007 Man Blog Alcohol Celebraganzas
- Fake bombs
- Troubleshooting Your Girl: Dieting
- More Jologs Pleaes
February 2007
- The Unofficial List of All Things Wrong With Metro Manila
- Know Your Jologs: The gAnGzTaHs
- Bluefish yay!
- upgrading…
- Marge reacts
- What is satire
- Manna From Heaven?
- PEOPLE HATE ME!
- Why Mark Lapid is the world’s greatest actor
- THE MOST DISTURBING CHILDREN’S BOOK KNOWN TO MAN
- Thankies!
- The Single Guy’s Ultimate Guide to Valentine’s Day
- Missing Thai Woman Reappears 25 Years After Boarding Wrong Bus
- Know your Jologs Part 1
- http://www.uselessaccount.com/
- The Man Blog does FHM
- New Blog, 2000 Bloggers
- No Blog, No Sex.
- Slim
- The BassLine
- Musical Vagina
- The Beatles: Love
January 2007
- world’s dumbest hacker
- Emo After the Blog Parteeh
- blogparteeh aftermath
- Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 7
- I GOT IN
- motofone lustin’
- When You’re Fat (and possibly smelly), Do. Not. Push. It.
- Blog Parteeh ‘07!
- Blog Parteeh ‘07
- Upgrade your WP!
- iPhone
- Pyro
- OCD: The Musical
- How to keep an idiot busy!
- Dateless and Desperate
- Special Mention
- The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2006!
- Troubleshooting Your Girl: When Women Go Shopping
- The Obligatory Best of 2006 Post
December 2006
- Teh awesome!
- 2007 New Year’s Resolutions!
- Merry Christmas, Everyone!
- I HAVE A HATER!
- Today is Global Orgasm Day
- Egosurfing leads to fraud discovery?
- Dear Santa
- BETTY AND VERONICA
- iPod: Dead
- Sound: Blue Monsoon
- 2 Days Notice
- More Adventures of That Fat Guy
- Oh Noes! Missing in Action!
- The Manila Bulletin featured me in their latest Blog-O-Rama
- That’s Some Pasta!
- Home TV Shopping
November 2006
- October Special
- Mike Villar: Normal?
- Gago?
- Atrocities of Friendster redux
- Registration now open!
- Suicide?
- December 22 is Global Orgasm Day
- ProLinks
- Archives launched
- Archives
- An Exclusive Interview with Manny Pacquiao
- Photoshop Baby!
- Pesky Christmas Carolers?
- Blog Comeback
- The Perfect Christmas Gift
- Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 6
- Never Insult The Mighty Boy Bawang
- Stupid Google.
- More Dash Media, More Banners
- Dash Media: To be awesome, PIMP.
- Baby Toupees
- Shopping for Clothes: The Retrosexual Challenge
- Sex 2.0
- Don’t gloat. DON’T GLOAT.
- An Awesome Windows XP Theme
- Welcome to Teh Interwebs
- Oh Noes! The Antichrist!
October 2006
- Dash Media is online
- TMB ANNOUNCEMENT!
- Man attempts to kill himself… for the 100th time
- Bandwidth Low
- On Ghosts and Other Creepy Stuff
- Man loves his dog a little too much.
- Finally!
- I want you to.. VOTE!
- Pyro follow-up
- Tired of this damn thing
- Web Awards!
- More Search Terms That Make Me Cringe
- Help Miggy
- Also,
- More Sam Milby Hotdog Sightings
- Multiply
- Everything is Wrong With Me!!!
- PWNAGE!
- A Little SEO
- Flying Sea Turtle
- Help Pyro Meet Batista
- It’s Official: I’m a Rock Star
- GO USTE!
- Sux0r Punched Back Into Teh Stone Age!1111one
September 2006
- GO USTE!!!
- OMG BLACKOUT
- Dating Dames
- The Christmas Shopping Survival Guide
- BlogCon update
- Design Reboot!
- *GLOAT GLOAT GLOAT*
- DSL SOON!!11
- Blogcon
- Where the hell is everyone?
- Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos - 5
- Poor Goat
- FLAME WAR OMG!
- More. Hotdog. lol.
- Quote of the Day
- OMG HOTDOG LOL
- IT2M
August 2006
- Tagbox Down
- “Snakes on a Plane” Can Save Your Marriage!
- When You
LoveHate Your Job - Dash Media
- BLOG OF THE MONTH: August 2006
- Troubleshooting Your Girl: Read Her Mind!
- Special Mention
- Quote for the day
July 2006
- An Open Letter to my Brain
- updates soon
- The Clueless Wonders of the Blogosphere: The Clueless Spammer
- spam!
- SNAKES ON PLANE UPDATE!!!111one
- What I’ve Been Up To
- BOTM: July 2006
June 2006
- Spider-Man 3!!!!111one
- Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos 4
- WTF?
- The Retard’s Guide to Life: Stress Management
- My Goals in Life
- Still no updates
- Troubleshooting Your Girl: Your Wallet Beckons
- Blog of the Month - June 2006
- How to Flunk a Job Interview
May 2006
- Effeminate?
- Da Vinci Strikes Back
- Apologies
- Da Vinci Code
- Search Terms That Make Me Cringe
- The Fat Chronicles
- I Love Spoons. *giggle*
- Why Are They Afraid of The Da Vinci Code?
- The Clueless Wonders of the Blogosphere
- Bring Back Batibot!
- Wikipedia : Porn
- Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos 3
- Blog of the Month - May 2006
- Conspiracy
- Things I’ve Learned From Steven Seagal
April 2006
- Downloads Page
- A Rapper’s worst Nightmare
- :)
- Tom Cruise: Impossible
- Boy, am I Fat.
- weeee!
- 23 today
- :(
- The Many Uses of Bananaque
- Honorable Mention
- Blogger’s Block: Brainwave Desperately Needed
- Scary Blogger
- DIY Animals
- Down the Highway - An Advice Column for Emos - 2
- 23
- huh?!
- The Return of the Stalker
- COOLNESS!!!
- When Karaoke Kills
- M BAK!!1 LOL!!!11oneoneone
- You got shot!
- New host. I’m back!
March 2006
- Down the Highway: An Advice Column for Emos
- Don’t shoot the puppy!
- Some Updates
- NO TO CYBER-DATING
- Snakes on a plane.
- I Love Pasta. But not that much.
- Tampon Art?
- PWNAGE!!!
- Troubleshooting your Girl: PMS
- Real_life Simpsons
- Nutrasweet :(
- erm… again
- Blog Mannerisms I Hate
- Contact Me!
- Shawarma: A Survival Guide
- Links
- Super FireFox
- yowch!
- A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin
- HERMIONE! THAT’S NOT BUTTERBEER!
- Ask Teh Noisy!
February 2006
- Brokeback to the Future
- Surviving an Aircon Breakdown
- Smack in the Middle of EDSA
- erm…
- Quote of the Day
- Brokeback Mountain in 15 Minutes
- An Open Letter to my Stalker
- Project 138
- Cows
- Internet Explorer 7 Beta 2
- Impress Girls the David Hasselhoff Way
- How to be a Smooth Operator
- Steve Don’t Eat It!
- Something to Lose Sleep Over
- About the stampede
- Best phone call. Ever.
- Changed Layout
- Where AIDS comes from
- Best blonde joke. Ever.
- Fun things to do inside the Pinoy Big Brother House
- How to Get a Date on Valentine’s Day
- Stay. Away. From. Me.
- The Rules of Manny Pacquiao
- Ade Who?
















