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As 2006 ends, we all have to take stock of what we all did with the last year, and we have reflect. And change. For the better. And that is wht New Year Resolutions are good for. And since 2006 is such a bitch of a year, I think I have a lot to think about.
Let’s start, shall we?
- I will no longer try to impress girls by leering lewdly at them as they pass by.
- Mayonnaise is NOT car fuel.
- I will no longer try to scare the nice old lady next door by putting all those TNTs in her front yard.
- I’ll put them instead in my other neighbor’s front yard who incidentally is a big tub of lard and is bound to have a heart attack anyway.
- I won’t spend the holidays surfing the internet. Like what I’m doing now.
- My new iPod is an mp3 player. Not something to make the household help feel like they’re worthless.
- I have to clean out my bedroom. Last night something grabbed my foot and didn’t let go until I beat it with a broomstick. And I’m sure it wasn’t a cockroach.
- I’ll stop procrastinating. Later.
- And write new and much more interesting articles. Unlike this lame one.
And I really have to fulfill my new year’s resolutions. I mean, I don’t want to end up like Hitler. In his memoirs, he wrote:
My new year’s resolution: I have to stop killing Jews for LOLz!!!111one
But he didn’t stop! Lookit where he ended up then:
Also, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
So how did you spend your new year? What are your resolutions?
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10 Comments
Your list is quite interesting, hehehe
I wish you good luck in keeping them, otherwise you’d have to join Hitler, Saddam in wherever the hell they are. ;)
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i’ll stop procastinating later… hahaha, the best!
May this year bring
More Blessings
Good Health, Success, Joy
And Love to you and your family
Happy New Year!
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happy new year as well.
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Haha! You just did. =P
Sometimes, procrastinating is good for both the brain and body. :)
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Mayonnaise IS car fuel. Skepticism has no place in the new year.
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i dont believe in promising myself not to do something which i know id be doing anyways. and why does it always have to be the new year? why cant we make resolutions on valentine’s day or the nutrition month or the linggo ng wika?
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I botched up my “Hello 2007!” night and now Im sad LOLZ. Happy new year!
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hitler got pwned! Happy new year!
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Wow, you got my dig at you! hehe
Hey, are you a wolfgang fan?
and lastly, have you read Coconuter’s blog? it’s somewhat hilarious, somewhat commendable and somewhat inspiring. weird. it’s either he’s messed up or he’s the reincarnation of buddha.
http://coconuter.blogspot.com
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damn, im lazy.
congratz for making one.
lol.
Happy new year!
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