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An Epic Entry Involving Broccolis, Manboobs, DoTA, Dawson's Creek, and Tom Cruise



This is probably my first collaborative blog entry with anybody, and I’m liking it. Well, Kring and I got tired of whining to each other about how sucky our respective love lives are, so we decided to collaborate and whine to you. So yeah, bear with us on the emoness and all. It is Valentine’s after all.


This totally makes sense AFTER you read the entire thing

KRING: I’ve been single for the past 22 years and I think I’ve somehow flaunted that fact like a tiara on my head. To me, NBSB = high standards. Not. In reality, I’ve cried a little too much thinking that maybe, just maybe, I’m not good enough. You see, guys only started asking me out last year. Hell, I had my first real kiss just before the 2007 elections and I have never received a love letter in my life. Not even anything that says “I crush you. Pautang naman ng pamasahe…” (I have a crush on you. Can I borrow fare money?)

ADE: I actually did that to someone. Y’see, I was broke way back in college and I needed money REAL badly. So I like looked for the ugliest fattest, richest girl I could find. So I wrote the mushiest love letter I could think of and then five paragraphs on I asked for a hundred bucks so I could afford to eat lunch. And then she probably fell in love with me then and there. Yeah, I got my lunch money but I spent the next three years of college with a fat girl hiding in the bushes everywhere I go. Also, it was scary- wait aren’t we writing about the Broccoli of Dating? Yeah, so I just got my 20th Valentine’s Day date rejection. And my fifth restraining order.

Read the complete entry, “Broccoli of Dating”, on Kring’s blog!

7 Comments

  1. People still play DOTA?

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  2. [quote comment="119485"]People still play DOTA?

    [/quote]

    Here, yes. It's like Starcraft for Koreans. Only gayer.

  3. heeeEEEEEeeey… I LIKE broccoli.

    Anyway that was an entertaining read.

    I agree with everyone else who commented on Kring's blog. Date each other. Bwa ha ha ha

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  4. now that was a fun read :)

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  5. Fun read, but I was left wanting on dota.

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