The moment I heard Jose Mari Chan’s Christmas in Our Hearts played over the muzak, I realized that it’s almost Christmas again. Well, that was fast. This year, though, I’m not looking forward to Christmas. It probably has something to do with me not getting any gifts worth mentioning last Christmas.

Except for this:

So I heard you like playing the guitar…

Also, Santa’s a douche. Although nobody’s been giving me anything that’s on my Christmas wish lists for the last three years, I’m still going to write down the things I want.

Why? I don’t know. For posterity?

An iPod

From the way I dedicated my last two posts to the Eraserheads Box Set, I think it’s obvious by now that I like music. I like carrying music around. Also, I like to surf the internet. Everywhere. And with the new iPod Touch’s front-facing camera, I can now FaceTime the girlfriend, if you know what I mean.

Since an iPod Touch is probably going to tide me over for a pretty long time, I don’t know what else I want. Oh, wait.


Nah, I’m kidding. What I really want for Christmas is Scarlett Johansson.

Now it’s your turn! What do you want for Christmas? Tell me about it in the comments!

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