Green Lantern, for all intents and purposes, is a huge steaming pile of turd. That was the phrase I was thinking of the whole time I got out of the theater. The thing is, I was already expecting it to be bad, since it has an embarrassing 25% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I was just hoping for a dumb fun time, like Green Hornet.
You know how bad it was? Me and my friends left the theater cursing and screaming all the way to Mercato Centrale, where we stuffed ourselves with some weird Chocolate Chili ice cream just to make us feel better. But enough of that. You want to read our review of Green Lantern, that boring-as-fuck movie starring Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan. You want to know what we think of the epic (LOL not really) space opera featuring green space cops who can create almost anything out of their rings.
Spoiler alert: it’s not so good. And I’m saying that as a huge Green Lantern comic book nerd, who loved seeing all those little references to the comic book mythos peppered throughout the film. This movie sucked so much balls it’s not even funny. I was screaming “THIS MOVIE IS BORING AS FUCK” during the climax – you know, supposedly the most exciting part of any movie.
But enough of that. Go on to Comicgasm right now so you can read our Roundtable Review for Green Lantern! And rage just like us Comicgasm editors!
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