Monthly Archives: January 2010

I am Living in a World of Pain

A couple of days ago, I figured in a small accident. It was the effect of a mixture of stupidity and my inherent clumsiness; I ended up comically landing on the sidewalk. The thing is, the cement seems to have gone through a jackhammer recently, and it was all jagged and shit. To add to [...]

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Movie Review: Avatar

So I was supposed to watch James Cameron’s comeback film, Avatar, last weekend. However, due to unforseen circumstances, I wasn’t able to make it to the last full show. I’m not supposed to tell you the details, but it involved a velociraptor and Jesus. I’d like to tell you more, but I promised the cops [...]

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Inner Child Therapy: New Year’s Resolutions 2010

INNER CHILD: So, Ade, what are your New Year’s resolutions for 2010? ME: I dunno kid, I’m not really into making resolutions. INNER CHILD: WHAT? You suck. Don’t be a fucking fornicating shit-eating faggot and try to improve yourself for the new decade! ME: … that has got to be the most obscene stream of [...]

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