My previous blog entry got a grand total of zero comments. Except maybe for that Nigerian dude who wanted to give me his riches for a small price (I’m wiring him my life savings as we speak) and that Japanese… Read more ›
Yearly Archives: 2009
Nokia E63 Review
Tagged with: black, E63, gadget review, iPod, kitten, marocharim, nokia, Nokia E63 Review, P-P-P-Powerbook, shuriken, zombie
Posted in Reviews
Posted in Reviews
An Open Letter To Our Future Zombie Overlords
Dear Future Zombie Overlords, How are you guys? I know you’re really not into small talk, and there really is no reason for you guys would want to talk to us puny humans, especially after the Great Zombie Uprising of… Read more ›
Tagged with: brains, clean toilets, Great Zombie Ruling Council, humans, Open Letters, shotgun, thermal underwear, zombie, zombie uprising
Posted in Stuff
Posted in Stuff
I’m a 2009 Philippine Blog Awards Finalist! Wait, really?
Hello everyone. My name is Ade, and I own this blog. Please don’t hurt me. I’ve spent three years of my life dedicated to a blog chronicling my various failures while at the same time becoming the largest repository of… Read more ›
Typhoon Ondoy
Who else here feels like they’ve gone through hell and back? Good. Nice to know that I’m not alone. Okay, I’ll make this quick and dirty. This is one of the worst things that everyone here has gone through in… Read more ›
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
