Monthly Archives: December 2009

Happy New Year! Huzzah, it’s 2010!

By Ade | Published: December 31, 2009

Happy New Year! This is a new beginning, people! New year! New DECADE! Incoming search terms for this article: happy new year tumblr, new year tumblr, tumblr new year, tumblr happy new year, tumblr new years, new years tumblr, happy tumblr pics, happy new years tumblr, new year tumblr images, new year tumbrl

Posted in Stuff | Tagged 2010, filler, greeting, happy new year, holidays | 8 Comments

Meet Apocalypto the Laptop

By Ade | Published: December 31, 2009

So I finally did it. After months of saving up, I went out and got me a brand-new laptop. You guys all remember the time when I bought my first laptop, right? I saved up for months so I can afford the super-cheap Asus Eee PC 701. I was kind of an idiot back then, [...]

Posted in Personal, Stuff | Tagged Acer Aspire 4736ZG, Apocalypto, asus eee pc 701, doom, linux, Mel Gibson, new laptop, plurk, twitter, windows 7 | 33 Comments

On the first day of Christmas, these douchebags went to me…

By Ade | Published: December 25, 2009

… wait. This isn’t exactly what I had in mind, but um, Merry Christmas everyone! May you have a happy holiday full of peace and love and wonderfulness and all that stuff that gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Incoming search terms for this article: douche bags, 12 douchebags of christmas, douchebags, douchebugs, merry [...]

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged christmas greetings, douchebag santa, merry christmas | 3 Comments

A Series of Questions Sent To Somebody’s Formspring During a Drunken Haze.

By Ade | Published: December 14, 2009

I was enjoying answering all those silly funny Formspring questions a random stranger would often throw my way, until one day I woke up with a massive hangover and no memory whatsoever of what happened the night before. All I know is that I was on my computer, happily drunk-typing the night away. I immediately [...]

Posted in Specials, Stuff | Tagged embarassing formspring questions, formspring, formspring drunk, formspring fail, formspring stories, formspring.me, funny drunken stories, funny formspring questions, LOLspring, Open Letters, whiskey dick | 10 Comments

Talking to (a very cranky) Santa

By Ade | Published: December 9, 2009

“Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! So, kid, what do you want to find in your stockings this holiday season? Come on and sit on my la-” the mall employee dressed as Santa abruptly stopped in the middle of his sentence as he looked up and saw that it was my turn. I was grinning enthusiastically [...]