Monthly Archives: November 2009

Review: Turtles Forever

By Ade | Published: November 24, 2009

Before we go on to the review, I’m running this little contest. The details are at the very end of this blog entry. So read on! I don’t know about you, but I’m a big TMNT fan. Well, not big enough to make me collect the comics and have Turtle-themed pillowcases to sleep on every [...]

Posted in Reviews | Tagged april o' neal, casey jones, dimension x, donatello, google wave invites, krang, leonardo, michelangelo, raphael, shredder, splinter, technodrome, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT, Turtles Forever | 22 Comments

Watching the Leonid Meteor Shower

By Ade | Published: November 18, 2009

Last night found me outside my house, sitting in a lounge chair in my balcony, sipping margaritas with my harem of hot and willing women in bikinis, waiting for a single meteorite from the Leonid Meteor Shower to show up ["But Ade, you don't have a balcony in real life, much less-" "Shut up, Journalistic [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Stuff, Weirdness | Tagged balcony, Cheverlou, clown makeup, fat clown, fat guy, harem, imaginary friend, imaginary women, king leonidas, Leonid Meteor Shower, margarita, meteor garden, nubile women, police alarm, women in bikinis, wtf | 15 Comments

In This Entry Ade Tries To Explain How His Headache Feels Like

By Ade | Published: November 16, 2009

WARNING: Crappy entry ahead. What. I have a migraine. So I was going to sit down and write another installment of Down the Highway, but this stupid headache won’t let me. It’s like two rock creatures were fucking with abandon in my head. Okay, maybe that analogy may be a little too much. I guess [...]

Posted in Personal, Stuff | Tagged analogy, boulder, deus ex machina, filler, frank, frankie, franklyn, headache, incoherent, manny pacquiao, migraine, para sa yo, pebble, rock, ufo | 6 Comments

Moratorium: That Jose Mari Chan Christmas Song

By Ade | Published: November 11, 2009

Before anything else, let me post a YouTube video of that cursed song. Please feel free to play it over and over again as you read my blog entry so you can get into my state of mind as I wrote this. Back when I was a kid, hearing Christmas songs weeks before Christmas gave [...]

Posted in Stuff | Tagged christmas in our hearts, christmas in our hearts jose mari chan, christmas in our hearts video, desperation, jose mari chan, lonliness, malls, shopping | 24 Comments

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